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SirRober -> 10 reasons (6/22/2007 11:57:37 AM)

10 reasons a motorcycle is better than a girl/boyfriend.

1)   You can ride it hard and fast, with no complaints.
2)   You can ride it slow and easy, with no "Are you done yet"
3)   Checking for oil leaks is perfectly acceptable.
4)   You can OWN more than one.
5)   You can keep them all in the same room with no fighting.
6)   It will never say "Do/does this make look fat"
7)   It will never say "Don't you think that you should go work out."
8)   You can dress it any way you choose and it doesn't complain about it.
9)   You can ride it in the rain  and leave it  over night no complaints.
10) You can get a date with your MOTORCYCLE at the right bar, party..etc.




favesclava -> RE: 10 reasons (6/22/2007 12:12:13 PM)

true.




RubberWitch -> RE: 10 reasons (6/23/2007 1:49:57 AM)

10 is not necessaarily a difference.




ta2dqt -> RE: 10 reasons (6/29/2007 2:14:56 AM)

I SO love this...................!!!!  ...................and it SO makes me miss my bike even MORE!!!!!!!!!!!   :(


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HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 reasons (6/29/2007 7:39:14 AM)

11. If you are not totally satisfied with the look of your motorcycle, nobody blinks if you get after market parts or a new paint job.




Master96 -> RE: 10 reasons (6/30/2007 11:15:30 AM)

lol.... true :)




MasterMike04103 -> RE: 10 reasons (6/30/2007 11:49:29 PM)

don't forget that you bike/motorcycle will never ask for jewelry, exotic vacations or want to get married and have kids.

All you need to do to keep your bike/motorcycle happy is to give it gas, oil, and open road..




DeviantlyD -> RE: 10 reasons (7/1/2007 3:37:09 AM)

Yeah, but a motorcycle can't give you head. *grins*




mnottertail -> RE: 10 reasons (7/1/2007 3:41:34 AM)

But it can get you to were the head is!!!!




HeavansKeeper -> RE: 10 reasons (7/1/2007 3:43:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Yeah, but a motorcycle can't give you head. *grins*


Burn ward, please.




ta2dqt -> RE: 10 reasons (7/1/2007 4:00:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

But it can get you to were the head is!!!!




BUT........some sure know how to "RUMBLE/VIBRATE" pretty nicely!!!!

(esp if you have piercings!!!)    ;)




ta2dqt -> RE: 10 reasons (7/1/2007 4:13:57 PM)

OOPS......on last post................   :S

MEAN TO post on this Quote....(first time posting w/quote)..........tired to delete my last post............but couldnt??



quote:

ORIGINAL: DeviantlyD

Yeah, but a motorcycle can't give you head. *grins*




BUT........some sure know how to "RUMBLE/VIBRATE" pretty nicely!!!!

(esp if you have piercings!!!)    ;)




HypnoticDan -> RE: 10 reasons (7/2/2007 12:09:17 AM)

When you want your motorcycle to stop making noise, you turn it off and that's that. When you want her to make noise, you turn her on again. What could be simpler?




becca333 -> RE: 10 reasons (7/4/2007 3:11:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirRober

10 reasons a motorcycle is better than a girl/boyfriend.

1)   You can ride it hard and fast, with no complaints.
2)   You can ride it slow and easy, with no "Are you done yet"


My Dom has no problems with these two.  Maybe he was a bike in a previous life?




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