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bandit25 -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:22:17 AM)

Gotta love this guy.  He knows what women want!




favesclava -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:29:00 AM)

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Every lady gets a hug.
 
And a spanking.......[X(]

ok no donuts as long as there's a spanking oh yeah and hugs.
after the nude roller skating hokey pokey.




julietsierra -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:29:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Oh great.  Now in addition to the Hokey Pokey in my head, I have images of this short person (sorry, but to me you are) roller skating around the kitchen putting her "bits" in and shaking them with the dogs barking and trying to grab the donuts.  Total chaos!


Hey, that's better than the image I have of Level being at the end of the nude skating whip, waving his hands as he tries to stay upright...
Yes, I said waving his hands...and since he's hands free, at the end of the whip, and nude... Can you see why the image is ... um...dicking around with my head right now?

And all to the tune of the Hokey Pokey...

juliet




mysdimenor -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:39:33 AM)


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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Oh great.  Now in addition to the Hokey Pokey in my head, I have images of this short person (sorry, but to me you are) roller skating around the kitchen putting her "bits" in and shaking them with the dogs barking and trying to grab the donuts.  Total chaos!



as long as the dogs are snapping at my donuts and nothing else, i think (hope actually) im safe hmmmm *reconsiders nude skating when theres dogs about*

(being short saves my knees btw lmao)

;pxxx




Level -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:41:32 AM)

"Wait, I left my briefcase......!"




julietsierra -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:42:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mysdimenor

better to have loved and lost than to spend the rest of your life with a psycho


A completely off-topic comment (although how anything can be considered "off topic" with a topic like the Hokey Pokey, I'll never know, but anyway...), mysdimenor, I absolutely LOVE your signature line...

How true it is!!

juliet




Level -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:42:37 AM)

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ORIGINAL: julietsierra

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Oh great.  Now in addition to the Hokey Pokey in my head, I have images of this short person (sorry, but to me you are) roller skating around the kitchen putting her "bits" in and shaking them with the dogs barking and trying to grab the donuts.  Total chaos!


Hey, that's better than the image I have of Level being at the end of the nude skating whip, waving his hands as he tries to stay upright...
Yes, I said waving his hands...and since he's hands free, at the end of the whip, and nude... Can you see why the image is ... um...dicking around with my head right now?

And all to the tune of the Hokey Pokey...

juliet


[:D]




mysdimenor -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:51:38 AM)

lol i see youve learnt through experience too julietsierra... guess its why something as simple as the Hokey Pokey makes so much sense

tyvm

;pxxx





bandit25 -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 5:54:18 AM)

ROFLMAO...Now THAT'S an image I can get into!




Level -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:01:02 AM)

Okay............ here we go............ http://www.motelmag.com/movies/images/rollerblade/nudey.jpg




bandit25 -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:03:00 AM)

Nice, Level, but we wanted one of You!




petdave -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:04:14 AM)

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ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

There are donuts???

Nude roller skating - now that would be a hell of a play party!



Nude roller skating, donuts, and a play party... i definitely think we're getting closer to "what it's all about" here... [:-]




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:04:18 AM)

what is this "what if" you speak of?

and yes they still do the hokey pokey at skating rinks-i chaperone some of the monthly ones my school has-makes it look like i am volunteering, and i have a blast watching the kids.

the music makes me want to climb a clocktower some days, but i have managed to get the dj to play some oldies from my childhood.  and its the same skating rink i lived in as a kid....

time flies




bandit25 -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:07:34 AM)

I used to do the same thing when mine were in grade school.  It was so much fun.  A couple of times I even got very brave and got out on skates myself.  There was one of the dads who was a fantastic skater...made any and everyone look good...I think he used to be a hockey player and he would skate with all the adult women who were brave enough to get on skates.  What a fun time that was!




Level -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 6:12:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

Nice, Level, but we wanted one of You!


Here I am, about to hokey pokey.

Here's the scene after I've hokey pokeyd.





fairerthanshe -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 7:10:16 AM)

Tease




bandit25 -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 7:13:24 AM)

So exactly which part were you putting in Level?




fairerthanshe -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 7:25:16 AM)

So with all this talk of nude roller blading, is anyone else thinking of New Wave Hookers?




julietsierra -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 7:45:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: bandit25

I used to do the same thing when mine were in grade school.  It was so much fun.  A couple of times I even got very brave and got out on skates myself.  There was one of the dads who was a fantastic skater...made any and everyone look good...I think he used to be a hockey player and he would skate with all the adult women who were brave enough to get on skates.  What a fun time that was!


Hokey Pokey or not, I'm still trying to figure out why they decided to make the floors of the roller rinks so much harder these days than they were when I was younger...

And for that matter, who put the chip in the wheels so that the skates I used to be quite proficient on, for some reason, decide, on their own accord, to go in quite opposite directions than the one in which I want to go...

I tell ya...this whole idea of computerizing everything needs to stay the hell away from roller skates!!!

juliet




Level -> RE: what if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about? (6/23/2007 9:34:40 AM)

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Tease


I'm sorry, I'm sure I don't know what you mean....... *drops pen on the floor, bends over, flexes my glutes* [X(]
 
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So exactly which part were you putting in Level?


One of my legs....... [:)]
 
 
 




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