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Priceless - 6/8/2005 5:43:06 PM

Sweeticing

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Some one sent this to me and I thought it was funny..

Everyone needs a laugh a day:::

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
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>Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
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>When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in
>20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
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>He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
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>The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."
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>Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
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>"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
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>Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
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>As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
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>The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
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>Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
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>"Been in the business 60 years!"
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>Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
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>Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
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>Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
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>The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see...size
>36."
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>Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
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>The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."
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>New suit = $400
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>New shirt = $ 36
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>New underwear = $ 6
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>Second opinion = PRICELESS

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