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A pledge of friendship - 6/23/2007 12:01:35 AM

DLord227

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I liked this...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.

3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.

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RE: A pledge of friendship - 6/23/2007 12:26:13 AM

dincubus

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LOL that was great i love it. thanks for posting that

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RE: A pledge of friendship - 6/23/2007 4:42:34 AM

favesclava

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i changed some words and sent it to my teen. i dont know if she'll laugh or think of how weird her mom is and why cant she act like the others kids moms.

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RE: A pledge of friendship - 6/23/2007 6:58:43 PM

Trampler

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Well kids will think their parents are weird regardless. It's a rule.

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