This lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped
up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman
asked the cowboy if it was true what they say about men with big feet
being endowed.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come
on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with
him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't
nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered, honey ... take that money and go buy yourself
some boots that fit."