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SeeksOnlyOne -> UM's are funny as hell (6/23/2007 5:57:01 AM)
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these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the..................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never under estimate the power of.....termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but..... how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.....................looks dirty.
7. No news is.................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a ......................Mister.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..........math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........pigs
13. An idle mind is.........................the best way to relax.
14 Where there's smoke there's.............pollution.
15. Happy is the bride who.................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is....................not much
17. Two's company, three's ..............the Musketeers
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.............Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not........spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed.............get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......... see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind...........get out of the way.
And the WINNER and last one!
25. Better late than................... pregnant
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