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akbarbarian -> RE: Where to start? (A starting dom seeking advice) (6/30/2007 5:18:24 PM)
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To start out?
1) Get all the fantasy themed BDSM books you can. Remember, they are a set of rules to be followed without deviation especially by your sub. Keep track of which rules are in which book, and use the book where she broke rules and spank her with it.
2) Remember that everyone else is automatically wrong if they don't agree with you. It's your world now, your sub just lives in it. You're god's gift, god's GIFT to her. No, scratch that. You're GOD and SHE should give you gifts, yes, that's better. An angry god who requires tribute.
3) If she says no, that just means you didn't hit her hard enough with your book. Oh yes, you should write a book of rules inspired by the ones you read before it perhaps a sequel. That's how all BDSM erotica comes about. It's non fiction after all, they are just required to say fiction for liability purposes. So anyway, whenever she shirks her responsibility to obey you as god, hit her with your book.
4) Wear her underwear outside of your pants at least once, and in a highly public place. It will bring you closer, because that's how she always feels. Subs are naturally ashamed of being women after all. Feel ashamed right along with her, then, you'll really know why you have to write that book and hit her with it.
5) Vote Republican!
Do these things, and join the ranks of we highly revered Doms among sub women. After all, we're god and they suck.
And, if you believe this advice? You're sure to have alot of fun before someone shoots you. Be sure to tell us how it goes!
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