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Marriage Counseling - 6/23/2007 2:23:22 PM   
WantU2BeHappy


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A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years hey had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, Loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she Had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the Therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, Embraced and kissed her passionately.  The woman instantly shut up and quietly sat down as though she was in a daze. 

The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week….Can you do this?”

The husband thought for a moment and replied; “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf!
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RE: Marriage Counseling - 6/23/2007 6:48:39 PM   
Trampler


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a guy that clueless deserves to be shot!

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I want to step ALL over you!

Our Community may be openminded as a whole, BUT it is made up of indivduals who bring in their own baggage,perceptions and agendas

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RE: Marriage Counseling - 6/24/2007 6:58:44 PM   
goodgirl85


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Yes yes I agree

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RE: Marriage Counseling - 6/25/2007 2:10:14 AM   
HypnoticDan


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So.... what he really wanted was to pay someone else to snog his wife? Given the forum I'm posting to... far be it from me to judge.

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