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stella40 -> INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 6:25:13 AM)
NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO found on a Taiwanese towel REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE BEHIND YOU helmet mounted mirror for US cyclists USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE Taiwanese shampoo THIS PRODUCT IS NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS found on New Zealand insect spray OPEN OTHER END found on the bottom of Coke bottles PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING Marks and Spencers bread and butter pudding

Saratov -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 7:32:56 AM)
Anyone know of the ummmmm... folks who ended up requiring these warnings to be added? [8\|]

rukna -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 8:28:02 AM)
loved the not tested on animals one

zindyslave -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 10:56:47 AM)
It really makes you think how stupid some people can be to require these instructions on these items. Much like the hair dryer one that says do not use while sleeping.[:D]

Saratov -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 3:36:15 PM)
[sm=whoa.gif] Don't forget to not use your hair dryer in the shower or bath tub!! [sm=ugh.gif]

Sub03 -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 5:50:31 PM)
Everytime I see those kinds of warnings I think about the idiot that actually did it so they had to put those warnings on there.

zindyslave -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 10:12:03 PM)
Who knew not to use it in the bath or shower! lol[:D]

HypnoticDan -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/24/2007 10:46:40 PM)
quote: <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? -- bash.org top 100 funniest IRC comments

Termyn8or -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/27/2007 10:32:27 PM)
If you're time is so valuable that you need to dry your hair in the shower I just don't know what to tell you. T

LSUDomme -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/27/2007 10:43:20 PM)
How about 'do it quickly?' Something I remember are the instructions they have on toasters "do not immerse in water"

DiurnalVampire -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/27/2007 11:06:48 PM)
"This product was intended for use as the intended use only, not responsable for injury caused by using the product for a use not the intended use"... (however, the intended use is never actually mentioned. I forget what this was from, either a curling iron or a straightener...) "This product is for indoor or outdoor use only". My favorite... if it isnt indoor, or outdoor... whats left? This was on christmas lights, mind you... internal? DV

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/27/2007 11:12:43 PM)
A woman is actually suing the makers of starburst candy cause its TOO CHEWY!!!!...OMFG!!!! true story...saw it on the news just today.

Marc2b -> RE: INSTRUCTIONS (6/28/2007 7:01:53 AM)
quote: Everytime I see those kinds of warnings I think about the idiot that actually did it so they had to put those warnings on there. Yup. Every time you see a stupid warning you can rest assured that somewhere some moron did it - and then sued the company for not assuming he was a moron and warning him not to be a moron. My two favorites that I have encountered over the years: On a clothes iron - "remove clothing before ironing or burns may result." And the all time best... drum roll please... on a bottle rocket (I swear to God I am not making this up) - "Do not insert into rectum. Do not light while inserted in rectum."

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