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ericpup -> Something funny happened on the way to the gym... (6/24/2007 8:24:42 PM)

I was driving to the gym today, talking on my hands-free cell phone to my mother, who is completely unaware of my "darker side."  You know the usual banter, "how ya doing?" etc, etc. 

Mom tells me that she knocked over a candle today, and as she tried to grab it, hot wax got onto her finger.  "Oh, my god," she said.  "That was too painful."  I told her, "Yeah, been there, done that." to show my empathy.

My mother, my sweet, dear mother, then tries to tell me, that I've probably never felt anything that painful before because it really hurt...  

I just sat there, in my car, thinking of the wax play that I've endured, the leather scented candles melting on my nipples and ass, the red candles on my chest, staining it, having hardened wax whipped off of my body by my Mistress.

"You're right, Mom, I probably never have." is all I said.

What she doesn't know won't hurt her.




Trampler -> RE: Something funny happened on the way to the gym... (6/24/2007 8:40:16 PM)

lol! indeed!




zindyslave -> RE: Something funny happened on the way to the gym... (6/24/2007 10:13:20 PM)

lol




MasterFireMaam -> RE: Something funny happened on the way to the gym... (6/25/2007 7:36:57 AM)

I'm very fortunate that my mom, and most of that side of the family, knows everything about me. Mom was visiting a few weeks ago and we got to giggling over something. I made the comment, "Well, you know, there's some who believe being kinky is hereditary." To which she IMMEDIATELY replied, "Yeah, and I'm 100% sure you got it from your father." I just about DIED laughing. And...I think she's wrong. *chuckle*

Master Fire




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