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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:41:54 PM

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seems a really sad comment on society to me

Still, better a transistor than a transister, eh?

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I wonder if the Male Model doll will stick your head under the covers and fart?
I mean it HAS to have an option that will make it scratch it's balls!

Accuracy to life IS important Popeye....... it should also be programmed to give itself scores out of ten for said gaseous emissions.

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:43:09 PM

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the sky is the limit when it comes to strangeness and sexuality...the funny thing is, I think everyone is living proof!

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:43:43 PM

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Can you imagine paying $6,500 for a piece of plastic!

LOL You could say that about some of the women some guys date.

I'm gonna get me one of these dolls so I can use the carpool lane.

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:45:47 PM

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Can you imagine paying $6,500 for a piece of plastic!

LOL You could say that about some of the women some guys date.

I'm gonna get me one of these dolls so I can use the carpool lane.

And they have a website where the guys who own these dolls can talk to each other?
"Get any last night?"
"No, the "old lady" has the red tide."

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:46:10 PM

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That is my point here, it is not just a sex toy for many.

Think about it - she's pretty, she'll never get fat, she'll never get pregnant, she doesn't speak, and she'll have sex any time. I can think of a few guys who'd really get off on that!

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:50:12 PM

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too bad she doesn't do laundry. heck, if she did, I'd buy her!

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:52:24 PM

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too bad she doesn't do laundry. heck, if she did, I'd buy her!

OMG totally.

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:53:27 PM

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too bad she doesn't do laundry. heck, if she did, I'd buy her!

Hey, I wonder if those doll owners "pimp them out?"
Maybe they have "Swap Meets!"
"She BETTER be cleaned out you fucker!"

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/24/2007 11:56:09 PM

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If you ever get a chance, watch the special "Love Me, Love My Doll".
I am telling you this man is in love with this doll.
He just had to send it back for 3 weeks for repairs, he said he hopes he can
make it 3 weeks without her.
I am holding out for a lifelike computerized robot myself.

Lots of competition

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/25/2007 2:46:54 AM

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This concept is an old one, going back to Ancient Greece -

"Pygmalion (mythology)"
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" Pygmalion is a legendary figure found in Ovid's Metamorphoses. Pygmalion is a sculptor who falls in love with a statue he has made.

Pygmalion was a Cypriot sculptor who carved a woman out of ivory. According to Ovid, after seeing the Propoetides prostituting themselves, he is 'not interested in women', but his statue is so realistic that he falls in love with it. He offers the statue presents and eventually prays to Venus. She takes pity on him and brings the statue to life. They marry and have a son, Paphos. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmalion_(mythology)

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/25/2007 2:51:36 AM

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As a matter of fact, this type of ... attraction has a specific psychological name -

"Statuephilia"
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" Statuephilia, also called agalmatophilia, or Pygmalionism after the myth of Pygmalion, is an uncommon sexual fetish or paraphilia that involves sexual attraction to statues or dolls.

In its literal sense it means sexual attraction to statues (usually but not exclusively nudes), but the objects of attraction may also be lifelike mannequins or dolls.

Statuephilia also crosses over into transformation fetishism in the form of fantasies about people transformed into any of those objects. For many it is the idea of immobility or loss of control that is arousing rather than an immobile object per se, and so there are also fantasies about mannequin-like paralysis which sometimes cross over into hypnofetishism and robot fetishism (See also: Gynoid). Such fantasies may of course be extended to roleplaying, and the self-coined term used by fetishists who enjoy being transformed appears to be "rubber doll" or "latex doll".

Statuephilia has a small but highly devoted internet community.

A number of famous art photographers have extensively featured sexualised life-sized dolls in their work, such as: Hans Bellmer, Bernard Faucon, Helmut Newton, Morton Bartlett, Katan Amano, Kishin Shinoyama, and Ryoichi Yoshida. "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statuephilia

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/25/2007 5:52:32 AM

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Hey, I wonder if those doll owners "pimp them out?"

No matter how hot you think she'd look, you should never pierce your inflatable girlfriend's nipples

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Statuephilia also crosses over into transformation fetishism in the form of fantasies about people transformed into any of those objects. For many it is the idea of immobility or loss of control that is arousing rather than an immobile object per se, and so there are also fantasies about mannequin-like paralysis which sometimes cross over into hypnofetishism and robot fetishism (See also: Gynoid). Such fantasies may of course be extended to roleplaying, and the self-coined term used by fetishists who enjoy being transformed appears to be "rubber doll" or "latex doll".

Hmm... now we're getting somewhere!

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/25/2007 7:04:33 AM

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If you ever get a chance, watch the special "Love Me, Love My Doll".
I am telling you this man is in love with this doll.
He just had to send it back for 3 weeks for repairs, he said he hopes he can
make it 3 weeks without her.
I am holding out for a lifelike computerized robot myself.

Lots of competition

Funny thing is, though few will it admit it in public:
If they make a lot of improvements {making them robotic and fully functional},
and with the abilities to do mundane and common chores, many people would want them!

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RE: Who needs a real woman? get a REAL doll, lol - 6/25/2007 7:09:15 AM

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next time i go to starship, i think i will have to stop and giggle uncontrollably at the $1000 dollar woman they have sitting in a glass case right inside the door. oh the visuals yall have given me.

lawd im snarfing laughing thinking about it

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