ericpup
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A couple walk into their bedroom to find the biggest, baddest, most mean motherfu**er in the world in the room. This guy grabs both and throws them on the bed, tying their arms behind their back. A few moments later, he whispers in the womans ear, she whispers back, and he walks into the bathroom.
The man, quite frightened, says, "Look, honey, you know I love you, and I was reading the paper, and this is the guy that escaped from prison last night. He hasn't seen a woman in years, so just do what he says, and remember, I love you."
The woman responds, "Yes, dear, I read the paper too. What you missed was that he was in prison for killing his gay lover. I already did what he asked, which was tell him where we keep the KY Jelly, and remember, I love you, too."
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