GreyStorm
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Joined: 1/26/2005 From: Cheeseheadland Status: offline
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A guy had been having a really bad day. He got fired from his job. He had a flat tire on the way home. Traffic was terrible. His lunch was burnt. You get the idea. Anyway, he arrives home early only to hear his wife upstairs in the bedroom grunting and groaning. He walks into the bedroom and finds his wife in bed with his best friend. He explodes, yells at his wife, calls her slut, bitch, whore, etc etc. He then tells her he never wants to see her again. She gathers up her clothes and slinks out of the room. The man then turns to his best friend and says "Bad dog!! Bad dog!"
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Ahhh temptation, I have named thee and thy name is woman.
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