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Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/26/2007 5:18:45 PM   
WantU2BeHappy


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Status: offline 		Tech Support For Husband 1.0 Program

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.


Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try to enter the command: C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run these applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, Happyhour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Tech Support
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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/26/2007 7:55:13 PM   
Trampler


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Status: offline 		loved that one, when I read it like 10 yrs ago? still do!

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/26/2007 9:36:21 PM   
slaverosebeauty


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Status: offline 		Cute. I have Lingerie 10.0 , does that count?? Does that override anything??

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/28/2007 8:22:33 PM   
WantU2BeHappy


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Status: offline 		Lingerie 10.0 will require a complete hardware upgrade...

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 1:27:47 AM   
MagiksSlave


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Status: offline 		LOL very cute!!


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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 3:50:22 AM   
maledave7


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Status: offline 		That is funny.
Maybe she should install Riding Crop 7.1. It may take her time to learn the swing of it. If she rides him just right, she should get the hang of it.

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 7:25:41 AM   
HypnoticDan


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Joined: 5/23/2007
Status: offline 		Dear Desperate,

Unfortunately you are running a closed-source application. Like many closed source apps this one has DRM (Doesn't Really Matter) built in at its core. This means that you can try to install things like jewelry but the DRM will say it doesn't approve of that app and silently reject it. Husband 1.0 will end up costing you time, money, and leave you feeling frustrated.

Consider instead an open-source choice like KinkyDom 2.16.3. Open source means that you can learn what is really going on "under the hood" and it doesn't come with DRM. You can still run all the same programs that you ran on the closed-source Husband 1.0 except now you find that you probably have a much higher level of satisfaction. Also there's a growing and dedicated community of developers working on such apps as Flogging 3.0, CornerTime 1.26, GoodGirlReward 1.8.1, and the award winning MeltingLook 5. Some of these apps have even been made to work with Husband 1.0. Generally they are a couple of versions behind and lack some of the newer features. KinkyDom also supports a more fundamental user-security system and can be made to work with more than one users at once so feel free to open an account for your friend if they can't get a copy of their own. Not that you should have a problem: KinkDom is available everywhere for free. The major drawback to KinkyDom is that you have to deal with the "command line" most of the time which can require knowing strange jargon like

unzip ; strip ; touch ; grep ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more ; yes ; fsck ; umount ; sleep

The learning curve is a little steep at first. The good news is that once you become accustomed to the command line you can improve the performance of KinkyDom until it far outshines Husband. For example: some applications cannot be removed because they are required by other apps or for basic system operation. Depending on your setup you may be able to work with the command line to minimize these issues, whereas Husband 1.0's DRM left you high and dry.

Lastly, two things. It should be noted that HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3 work well on both Husband and KinkyDom. Also, Nagging and MotherInLaw are both forms of Malicious software and should only be installed if you want to lose most of your system's power.

Sincerely,

Tech Support.

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 11:05:47 AM   
slaverosebeauty


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quote:

ORIGINAL: WantU2BeHappy
Lingerie 10.0 will require a complete hardware upgrade...


What kinda hardware upgrade?? I already have - Stalkings 8.0; See Through Lingerie 10.0; Naughty Lingerie 10.0; Sexy Lingerie 10.; Sweet Lingerie 12.0; Heels 8.0; the bonus pack of Scarves, Heels and Sexy Ways to them all 9.0.

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 4:12:56 PM   
WantU2BeHappy


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Status: offline 		Obviously, you possess the latest and most powerful hardware.... You should have no problems running the latest applications and may qualify as a new product tester for future versions of our applications/programs.  

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 9:09:15 PM   
slaverosebeauty


Posts: 1941
Joined: 12/12/2004
From: Cali
Status: offline 		Yea Me. I will email MJ tonight and let Him know that He has the the best 'equiped' slave.

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RE: Funny Tech Support Request... - 6/29/2007 11:36:33 PM   
HypnoticDan


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Status: offline 		would striperobics count as a hardware upgrade?

perhaps you want to consider http://www.onzin.nl/fufme/index.shtml.htm

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