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Know When To Quit... - 6/26/2007 5:32:01 PM

WantU2BeHappy

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A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."

The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you."

So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor. The witch doctor said, "Go into the swamp and a female frog. Ask her to marry you. She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"

So, he went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?"

"No!", she said.

He lost 5 inches off his member!

The guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much. So he asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "No!"

And the guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, God, 15 inches is great! But 10 inches would just be perfect.

So he asked, "Will you marry me?"

And the frog said, "How many time do I have to tell you . . . NO! NO! NO!"

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/26/2007 5:58:28 PM

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LOL!!!

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/26/2007 9:38:28 PM

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{rofl}.. cute....

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/27/2007 3:54:47 AM

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heh heh, i like that one *smile*

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/27/2007 1:31:53 PM

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This was a good one.

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/29/2007 4:03:39 AM

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Very funny.

If I did the math right on this, does this mean he has a hole where his penis used to be?

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/29/2007 12:47:41 PM

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Love it!

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/29/2007 10:50:30 PM

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I love it! Thanks I needed the laugh!

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/29/2007 11:17:28 PM

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Nice....

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/30/2007 5:32:44 AM

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LOL

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RE: Know When To Quit... - 6/30/2007 9:23:56 PM

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be one of the funniest things ever!!!

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