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it made me smile-but then im old - 6/28/2007 3:50:02 AM   
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DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?
All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

It took five minutes for the TV warm up?

Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?

Nobody owned a purebred dog?

When a quarter was a decent allowance?

 Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?

All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had their hair done every day and wore high heels?
                        
You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time?
And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?

Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?

It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner at a real restaurant with your parents?

 When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise, peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady?

No one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were always in the car,
in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?

Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?

And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once, you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace, and share it with the children of today?
 
When being sent to the principal's office was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited the student at home?

Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! But we survived because their love was greater than the threat.

Send this on to someone who can still remember
Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys,  Laurel and Hardy,
Howdy Doody and the Peanut Gallery,
the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows,
Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk.

As well as summers filled with bike rides, baseball games, Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the pool,
and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"?

I am sharing this with you today
because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on.
To remember what a double dog dare is, read on.
And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between
old enough to know better and too young to care.
How many of these do you remember?

Candy cigarettes
 
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles

Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes

Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum

Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers

 Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines

Peashooters
Howdy Doody

45 RPM records

Hi-Fi' s

 Roller-skate keys   Cork pop guns   Drive ins

 Washtub wringers
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys

Erector Sets
The Fort Apache Play Set
Lincoln Logs

15 cent McDonald hamburgers

5 cent packs of baseball cards -
with that awful pink slab of bubble gum
Penny candy
35 cent a gallon gasoline

Jiffy Pop popcorn

Do you remember a time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?
Mistakes were corrected by s imply exclaiming, "Do Over!"?
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest?
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening?

It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"?

Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot?

A foot of snow was a dream come true?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures?

"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team?
War was a card game?

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from
their "grown-up" life . I double-dog-dare you!
 




< Message edited by SeeksOnlyOne -- 6/28/2007 3:52:01 AM >


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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/29/2007 10:16:22 AM   
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DAMN!! I'm 26 and I remember a decent number of those, or I have dated men who know about those things {giggles}. Thanks for sharing that.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 7:19:40 AM   
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Those were the good ole days

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 10:01:27 AM   
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I am 21 and I remember alot of those.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 2:28:18 PM   
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Yeah.. Im 23, and i remeber a bunch of that stuff as well!!


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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 5:42:06 PM   
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I remember when the kids were young they would sit in Daddy's lap and steer the car. Mom would never do it.

I remember standing up behind the front seat of a fast car and being flung into the back seat when the driver floored it.

Olee olee oxen free never meant much to me.

Eenie meeny miney moe is another story. Some of you who are older can remember the other second line to that. It's not a tiger. I wasn't too crazy about that one, even when it was OK.

I remember those go-karts and dune buggies without roll bars, that was before some idiot flipped one over and won a million dollar lawsuit. They screwed up the whole weight distribution and center of gravity. Basically if I am stooooppid enough to flip this MF I might as well be dead, but it rode better up until then.

But before my time was even better. Some auto manufacturers galvanized the car bodies, and some even offered seat belts as an option. Buick touted their V8 engine as having the biggest "safety surge" of horsepower.

I fell flat on my face, flat on my back, got beat up and all kinds of shit, never even thought about a lawsuit. My Mother hit me with a vacuum cleaner wand. My Dad beat my ass for brandishing my knife IN FIRST GRADE !

And we didn't get sued.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 6:29:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

I remember when the kids were young they would sit in Daddy's lap and steer the car. Mom would never do it.  every sunday when we went to visit my aunt mae.......thanks for mentioning that-i had forgotten....

I remember standing up behind the front seat of a fast car and being flung into the back seat when the driver floored it. me too-lol-and mom almost decapitating me when she had to slam on the brakes and threw her arm over to keep me from flyin forward

My Mother hit me with a vacuum cleaner wand. My Dad beat my ass for brandishing my knife IN FIRST GRADE ! my mom would use flip flops, fly swatters, make me go get a hickory.....but that beat dads "im so ashamed of you talks.....i can still remember screaming please just let mom beat me....i cant take this....

And we didn't get sued. and we didnt grow up killin folks in jr high school just for fun either.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 6/30/2007 9:55:01 PM   
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I'm 43 and i'm not tellin how much of this i remember LOL, but it made me smile and sad all at the same time.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/2/2007 12:34:43 PM   
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I remember when my Mom would leave me with a pocket full of dimes for the plastic horse in front of the five-and-dime? and I would be on the last dime when Mom got back....

I remember my sister, mother, father and I riding in the bench seat of the 76 GMC pickup to go to my grand-ma's house 400 miles away...

I remember the huge Chrysler station wagon that had rear-facing seats and making faces at the drivers behind us....

I remember being told, "don't go any further than this....(some random point)...on your bicycle or else", and not going any further because Dad would have whooped my tail....

I remember spending days during the summer riding bikes, playing badmintion, camping, whittlin' wood, playing basketball....because there wasn't anything better than getting away  from "the adults"...

I remember waking up on Saturday morning at 5:30am, watching the little church show until cartoons came on at 6am....and then watching them while Mom made pancakes for breakfast....and Dad teased us kids about "watching THAT cartoon when HE was a kid..."

School House Rock...nuff' said.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/2/2007 12:49:51 PM   
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Anyone remember watching Sky King? 

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/2/2007 4:39:45 PM   
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 yeah, between Roy Rogers and the Lone Ranger...

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/2/2007 4:50:36 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: KenDckey

Anyone remember watching Sky King? 


Yup.

And I learned how to drive when I was 12.
There was an old retired guy who lived accross the street from us who was always drunk and had a brandnew '62 Dodge. Nice one, big engine it would go like hell.
Me and my brother and friend were walking by his house one day; "Hey, you guys know how to drive?"
"Suuure! We know how to drive!!!"
The first stop was always the Booze Store where he'd pick up two 6 packs of Knickerbocker beer and a pint of whisky and some smokes.
He'd sit in the back seat drinking and we'd ask; "Where do you want us to go?"
"Anywhere you want", he'd say.
"You can go to Cleveland if you want!"
We'd drive all over hell!
Into Boston, all around.
I'm amazed we didn't get into an accident. We had a few close calls though.
One time a cop directing traffic was really checking us out, my friend said, "Fuck him! Keep going!"
I gunned it out of there. The cop was pissed I could see in my rear view mirror.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/3/2007 1:03:12 PM   
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Haha, I'm 18 and I remember almost all of them.

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RE: it made me smile-but then im old - 7/4/2007 2:55:43 AM   
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Yep,  I remember a lot of these.  Ah, the good old days.

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