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The Wonders of Aging - 6/28/2007 8:24:52 PM   
LotusSong


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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ,
with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes
twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN.

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by a
prick.


 

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RE: The Wonders of Aging - 6/28/2007 11:22:15 PM   
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lol very nice lotus.. made me laugh... thnc u.

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