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RE: The Vent - 7/1/2007 2:48:41 PM

tatangel

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Stop posting pictures that show you 10 years younger, 100 lbs lighter, and with more hair! You asshats, don't you think if I actually meet you I will notice?

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RE: The Vent - 7/1/2007 2:50:55 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tatangel

Stop posting pictures that show you 10 years younger, 100 lbs lighter, and with more hair! You asshats, don't you think if I actually meet you I will notice?

lololol-i have had a few folks ask me if that was "really" me on my profile.....im like wtf would use that as a fake pic?

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RE: The Vent - 7/1/2007 2:56:06 PM

Donnalee

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Dealing with the emotional weight of another's unfinished growing up. Tiresome and boring.

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RE: The Vent - 7/2/2007 6:39:51 PM

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Work: I can accomplish one task at a time. It is not my problem that you waited until the last freakin' minute to dump them all on me! The minute they invent a method to get three completely different things done simultaneously, I will do it.

Children: Is there a reason you allow your child to run wild in the store and act like a whiny, spoiled brat? Do you *like* them that way, because the rest of the planet doesn't!

CM: SSDD - actually read my profile before you contact me. That's really not a lot to ask, now, is it?

To the men in my life: Get a damn job! Help out around the house! (any wonder I prefer my cats?)

To myself: What is wrong with you that you keep picking these men? *slap, slap* Snap out of it!

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 2:15:13 AM

swtnsparkling

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If you buy the same coffee every single morning. You know what the Price is!!
when the cup is placed on the counter WHY! then must you open the purse- take out the wallet- pay-wait for change-put change back in wallet- wallet back in purse- close purse pick up your coffee and go. Is it IMPOSSIBLE to have the 2 bucks already in your hand when you order.... sheeesh

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 2:47:24 AM

SDFemDom4cuck

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bound...reminds me of a little sampler I used to have on my office wall...

Failure to plan correctly on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Vent for today....

When I go to a restaurant and I have a friggin reservation I expect to be seated within 15 minutes or so of that time. No, I do not want to go to the bar and wait for an hour and 45 minutes because you overbooked. I took the time to call and make the reservation...have the respect to honor said reservation. Don't take a walk in party, that couldn't be bothered to call, ahead of mine just to make an extra couple hundred bucks for the night. Then again, maybe it's better you take all the walk ins you can because I'll be damned if I'm ever coming back after the fiasco that happened there tonight...

When I order my steak rare, I want the damned thing rare. Not raw, not medium rare, I want it rare. Don't cook mine first and then have it sit in the window getting cold while Steve's well done piece of shoe leather is cooking. Cook mine last so that it's actually somewhat edible when it comes to the table.

Lastly, Just in case you're wondering why all we left you was a $5 tip on a $300 ticket there little miss snotty server....when my son that I haven't seen in almost a year shows up because of airport delays don't mutter under your breath about what a pain in your ass it is to add another service to the table. We're sitting right there, we can hear you!

When you bring my dinner to the table and the food is cold and I respectfully/politely ask that mine be taken back to be done the way I damn well ordered it...Do not fucking roll your eyes, sigh like it's a chore and say "whatever". I know it wasn't your fault as I pointed out, I was polite and asked you nicely to please have the kitchen redo it.

Most importantly...Do not return with my plate, slam it down and shove it half way across the table so that it splatters on me and half the food slides off the plate and onto my lap. What I can't stress enough, is that after doing so, do not ever throw a towel at me and stalk off saying "Great, you clean it up". Your boss will be getting the bill for the dry cleaning when I get my dress back.

Really, Thank you ever so much for ruining what was supposed to be an evening of celebration. I can't tell you how much I appreciated it.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 3:58:24 AM

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Jo, have you had someone actually do that in a restaurant? I would be highly pissed......

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 3:58:26 AM

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To the twit who married my buddy; Instead of starting a web group so tactfully named "my husband is an asshole", grow up. Either deal with your problems and get into couples therapy, or get a divorce. Stop arranging for your child to have "accidents" that never happen when other people are around. Also, you have a sore finger that you hurt two months ago and are afraid to shake hands with a two year old? Boo hoo; suck it up, buttercup!

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 4:00:18 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyDominaX

To the twit who married my buddy; Instead of starting a web group so tactfully named "my husband is an asshole", grow up. Either deal with your problems and get into couples therapy, or get a divorce. Stop arranging for your child to have "accidents" that never happen when other people are around. Also, you have a sore finger that you hurt two months ago and are afraid to shake hands with a two year old? Boo hoo; suck it up, buttercup!

Does the husband know about it?

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 4:03:24 AM

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Jo, have you had someone actually do that in a restaurant? I would be highly pissed......

I kid you not, this was earlier tonight. Highly pissed is an understatement. I am still almost speechless at what happened. The mgr. called me back earlier and offered to have us all come in and have dinner again. I don't think so. This unfortunately was a restaurant I've gone to for many years, but ownership changed and it's been steadily worse. Tonight was simply it.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 4:13:07 AM

m0rgan

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put your lying criminals in jail, don't re-elect them, or allow them power over you and others, or excuse their criminality!
make the fuckers take a lie-detector test, in public, before going on a ballot paper.

edited to add "in public"

< Message edited by m0rgan -- 7/3/2007 4:14:17 AM >

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 7:08:47 AM

CrimsonMoan

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my ex: shut the fuck up about the cell phone bill. you want it back on? rob a bank or run over an atm otherwise shut up about it or get a damn job. two how freakign hard is it for you to have our um dressed when i come to pick him up? I never have this problem when you come to get him. Get off your FAT ass. Three learn some common decency. YES it is your house, but I am sure NO ONE not me the roommate our you few friends want to know that right behind us in the living room you are beating off to sub slut playing on camera. And and four : YOU will never be a good dom. You have no self control.

Parents with bratty kids in public : do you think this shit is cute? its not. Its annoying. Don't Buy Them The DAmn toy. Smack that ass and maybe they wil shut up and save you some money.

The stupid bitch who stood in the middle of the sidewalk with her bf yesterday as I came down the hill with my um in his stroller : THANKS ALOT PUTA....not.

The girl workign at D'angelos : "When I said just steak, onions and peppers. I meant STEAK ONIONS AND PEPPERS. I did not ask for salami, ham and cheese tossed onto there for good measure.

To all the horny old guys in portland who have eyed me or muttered under their breath as i pass : One EWW you're old enough to be my father/grandfather and you reek of beer. Never gonna happen. Two Try and be less obvious.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 10:09:40 AM

LadyPact

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My personal rant for the day, to all of the GA drivers out there.........

You don't need to come to a complete stop when making a right hand turn. If they wanted you to stop, they would have put a traffic light or stop sign there. You were already driving slow enough to begin with while I was behind you. Do we really need to make the process any longer?

Those pretty yellow signs that they put along the highway that read, "Slower traffic keep right"...... They mean that literally. If you're not passing someone, you're supposed to drive in the right hand lane so that faster traffic can get around you.

And My personal favorite....... You know that little stick that's on the left side of your steering wheel? It has an actual purpose. It makes your turn signals flash when you want to make a turn so other drivers will know what in the heck you're doing. Just a thought.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 10:19:07 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyPact

My personal rant for the day, to all of the GA drivers out there.........

You don't need to come to a complete stop when making a right hand turn. If they wanted you to stop, they would have put a traffic light or stop sign there. You were already driving slow enough to begin with while I was behind you. Do we really need to make the process any longer?

Those pretty yellow signs that they put along the highway that read, "Slower traffic keep right"...... They mean that literally. If you're not passing someone, you're supposed to drive in the right hand lane so that faster traffic can get around you.

And My personal favorite....... You know that little stick that's on the left side of your steering wheel? It has an actual purpose. It makes your turn signals flash when you want to make a turn so other drivers will know what in the heck you're doing. Just a thought.

living in metro atlanta, i can tell you none of this is ever gonna happen......it amazes me how many think the proper order is..............slow down, brake, commence turn, turn on turn signal...

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 10:23:21 AM

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Proves My point. It took less than ten minutes for someone else from GA to recognize the same type of driving.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 10:31:11 AM

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I guess that is the difference between GA drivers & the dopes down here in FL... I don't see you complaining about idiots making right turns from the left lanes (or visa versa)

However.... we do have idiots who will remain in the left lane & not budge... I like to get in front of them & dump stale coffee out of my travel mug. Sometimes I carry two or three cups of stale coffee with me just for those occasions <wink> Maybe I have to wash my car off but its a small price to pay.

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 10:35:06 AM

MstrssPassion

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here you go... somewhere else you can vent about bad drivers

http://www.platewire.com/

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RE: The Vent - 7/3/2007 11:38:55 AM

Raechard

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There should be two queues in banks; one for idiots that don’t know what they are in the bank for and one for people that actually want to get something done.

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RE: The Vent - 7/8/2007 5:16:51 AM

Raechard

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In addition to the two queues mentioned above there should also be slow and fast walking lanes in transport terminals/station stops etc. In the slow lane we can put such people as lost tourists and the elderly. In the fast lane we can put those business types that always rush about. Please take my request into consideration God, many thanks.

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