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knees2you -> Beef~or~Broccoli (6/13/2005 10:55:18 PM)
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On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten.
I
pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting
you
want. Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he
hopes
will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her
request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try
somethin I
have heard about ... numbaa 69"
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone
he queries... "You want... Beef wiff Broccori?"
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