spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs!

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m0rgan -> spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:42:30 AM)
the purpose of the game being to bowdlerise songs or lyrics, as in; "hey there, you with the scars on your thighs" or; "hold my gland, you're a strange looking parasite" there will be no trophies or points awarded, it's just for giggles! help yourself

m0rgan -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:46:40 AM)
if the song or lyrics are obscure, it's probably best if one brackets the original title or lyrics, the above being; 1) you with the stars in your eyes. 2) hold my hand, i'm a stranger in paradise this explanation is for the hard of understanding!

lilsubl -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:48:45 AM)
OBSCURE??? old, but definitely not obscure!

LadyEllen -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:52:33 AM)
I've heard a lot of stories I s'pose they could be true All about beans, and what they can do to you The build up of digestive gas The fear of getting burned And still I have so much to learn And I know if I eat those tinned beans everyday And I know, and I listen when the experts say That a good fart these days is hard to hide A strong whiff, the lasting kind etc ("A Good Heart" I think its called. Feargal Sharkey sang it back in the 80s, though obviously not with these lyrics) E

m0rgan -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:53:41 AM)
it was an example, now wheres your title or lyrics? sandals in the bin = elton john tribute to mother theresa

LadyEllen -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:55:10 AM)
I tried to switch today, oh boy I thought I found a gal who made the grade And though her words were rather grand Well, I just had to laugh When I saw, her photograph She signed into the wrong account She didnt notice that the ID changed A crowd of people stood and stared They'd seen her face before Everyone was sure till then her ID had been BondageLord E (with apologies to John Lennon "A Day In The Life" I think, from Sgt Pepper)

m0rgan -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 8:58:42 AM)
how about "boots and straddles"?

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 9:03:04 AM)
actual song lyrics from a band i know "...girls like you make straight guys queer!"

LadyEllen -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 9:10:45 AM)
Just sixteen, I got the flu Out of tissues to wipe this goo Got nowhere to wipe my nose Oh well fuck it, I'll use my clothes I've a running nose yeah I've a running nose (apologies to Iron Maiden "Running Free" E

darchChylde -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 9:13:46 AM)
don't let your son go down on me - elton john this one goes out to the one-eyed dog - rem

m0rgan -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/3/2007 10:17:01 AM)
a genuine title of a song by george formby; "if women like that like men like those, why don't women like me?"

m0rgan -> RE: spoonerised song titles (or lyrics) for time wasting or laughs! (7/4/2007 3:12:14 AM)
"i'm forever blowing bubbles" by michael jackson?

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