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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:27:32 AM   
darchChylde


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-another actual fortune

Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.


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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:29:32 AM   
Raechard


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ORIGINAL: inamorata

Confucius say...oral sex make one whole day...Confucius also say...anal sex make one hole week...hehe


Did Confucius really say that?

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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:33:38 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Don't ask, don't say.
Everything lies in silence.

-another actual fortune

Revealed at long last — the TRUE origin of our controversial military policy. It was a cookie the whole time.



wouldn't be surprised.

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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:34:02 AM   
Raechard


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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:38:46 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:46:44 AM   
Raechard


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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 11:49:56 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 12:39:51 PM   
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"A man's dreams are an index to his greatness."~Zadok Rabinwitz~

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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 12:44:43 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		here's a song that sounds like it was written from fortune cookies

Land of Sunshine by Faith No More

You have a winning way, so keep it
Your future
You are an angel heading for a land of sunshine
And fortune us smiling upon you
Prepare for a series of comfortable miracles
From fasting to feasting
And life to you is a dashing, bold adventure
So sing and rejoice
And look for the dream that keeps
Coming back
Your future
Pat yourself on the back and give yourself a handshake
Cuz everything is not yet lost
(does life seem worthwhile to you? )
Heres how to order!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Do others push you around?
Is age against you?
Sing and rejoice!
Does life seem worthwhile to you?
Does emotional music
Have quite an effect on you?
I-i can help
I can help you
I can help you help yourself!
Heres how to order!
Varicose
Comatose
Senile


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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 5:49:36 PM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/6/2007 5:55:36 PM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/7/2007 9:33:46 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/7/2007 9:47:31 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/7/2007 9:48:31 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/7/2007 6:00:55 PM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/8/2007 4:17:16 AM   
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RE: Fortune Cookie.. - 7/8/2007 6:28:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson-

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