LadyEllen
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From: Stourport-England
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
>First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds as he does this a
>huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss; he beats it
>to
>death with a spade.
>Realising his employer won't be pleased; he disposes of the fish by
>feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
>
>Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is
>attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts.
>
>He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he
>do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat
>anything.
>
>He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
>He moves on to the last job, which is to collect honey from the
>South American Bees. As soon as he starts the bees attack him.
>He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp.
>
>By now he knows what to do and throws them into the lion's cage
>because lions eat anything.
>
>Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
>another lion and asks "What's the food like here?"
>
>The lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps
>with Mushy Bees."
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