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NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:13:18 PM)

Thank you!  I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.



FullCircle -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:14:58 PM)

Always a pleasure.



proudsub -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:45:54 PM)

Hubby is always checking out other women.  I tease Him about it, call Him a dirty old man.  I might comment on a woman's pretty face and He will say "oh I didn't notice her face". He loves summer when so many dress in tank tops. The baristas at our local coffee stand are especially attractive, gets them great tips. I think it's just a guy thing, no big deal. JMHO



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:51:10 PM)

Men have always stared at my boobs, so I got a shirt that says...stop looking at my shirt.[:D]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:55:09 PM)

I take it as it comes.  If they want to stare, so be it. I have called quite a few of them on it.
In a conversation, I have said things like "They arent going to answer you"
or thanked them for the very insightful man to cleavege conversation.
IF you didnt get looked at, youd be insulted, if you do, theres a problem. There isnt much of a balance, and I just grin and realize that somewhere, someone is thinking about me. Granted, it isnt always thoughts I want thought, but i I were to say I didnt do it to some of the hot customers too Id be lying... so I dont let it bother me.

DV



tatangel -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 1:59:25 PM)

Cuddleheart, I've got one that says ''I'm not masturbating, I'm adjusting my jewelry''. Once Nakedonmychain gets her shirt, we should all go somewhere and watch guys try not to stare. You know what though? After growing up with 5 brothers, I don't think anything short of a sledgehammer will stop it. Besides, as long as no one touches without permission, I don't really give a damn if they look.  Since I am someone who has a whimsical disreguard for gender, I look. I am just good enough not to get caught at it.[;)]



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:02:58 PM)

I dont mind if they look either, but when trying to have a conversation them is very difficult when they never look you in the eye.



mnottertail -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:04:04 PM)

but we can't understand you unless we can see what your tits are doing, and they don't make a translation book anyhow.



darchChylde -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:06:25 PM)

i generally try to look a lady in the eyes, no matter how nice her breasts are... if i can't control myself i jusr say "excuse me", then i stare blatantly for about 10 seconds and return my gaze to their eyes "i won't apologize for appreciating a beautiful view; but thank you, i really needed to get that out of my system"



LadyPact -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:06:41 PM)

Funny thing.  I started reading this thread, and then went to another room, where My husband was sitting.  Probably because it was on My mind, I noticed exactly where his eyes were fixed and said, "Honey, I'm up here".  It was more for a joke, but I'm glad he still thinks I have a nice rack.
 
(PS.... We won't talk about how many conversations he and I have had about his habit of watching Me walk way.  [:D])



thornhappy -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:06:43 PM)

... and here I didn't think men could multitask....

thornhappy



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:07:07 PM)

Ok, Ron, looks like im gonna have to come up with a tit translation book.



mnottertail -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:10:32 PM)

OK, you tortured it out of me---

Here is why we do it......

Everybody knows that one is bigger than the other, right?

We are scoping and equivocating and all that and thinking, Goddam!!!! I can't figure out which one it is.

MeasureMaster



cuddleheart50 -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:12:25 PM)

my left one is bigger...now, you can look me in the eye!!



Lordandmaster -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 2:13:45 PM)

I'm just wondering why these distinctions matter when we're talking about your mailman.  He's never going to get in bed with you.  The best he can do is ogle your bazooms.  Live and let live, and don't let meaningless shit bother you.

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

But when you look to the point of completely ignoring a person while they're talking to you, I would say a line has been crossed.



Tarisa -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 3:10:39 PM)

Ron that was funny ! lol



domiguy -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 3:23:29 PM)

I cannot begin to recount how many breastesses I have seen in my life....I have no idea why we have such a preoccupation with them...Going to the taste ( Taste of Chicago) on Friday on the el...Beautiful Filipino woman gets on the train wearing a tight white cotton shirt no bra....Proceeds to it under the air conditioning vent...Thank God I'm facing her wearing sun glasses.

Is it stupidity or just the way things work?  We have seen a bazillion pair of those motherfuckers...No two pair are alike...Her right one was bigger.



SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Gentlemen, I'm Up Here (7/5/2007 3:47:04 PM)

I think it's simply human nature. I can appreciate a nice lovely pair as well. The difference is that I actually meet someone's eyes when I'm speaking to them. Have I literally walked into a pole checking out an especially grabbable male's ass?? More than once. Am I capable of carrying on a conversation without focusing on a blatantly obvious body part? Yes.

This is exactly why I have a tank that reads I appreciate your admiration but my eyes and brain reside a bit farther up.  In tiny little letters right across said breasts.

Another reads
I would take you far more seriously if you would look me in the eyes.
 
The last one says "36D...since you appear to be wondering."

Since they're already somewhat distracted I find that a good ball squeeze with a 3/4 twist tends to get their attention in the proper place quite quickly.



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