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darchChylde -> Bacon, Eggs and Milk (7/5/2007 12:42:26 PM)
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family
lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores. "Not
yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he
does his chores.
Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens
and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for
breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have
any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you
don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't
get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for
a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the
cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says
"Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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