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Evanesce -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 12:06:17 PM)

LOL!  That was classic, Diane!  I've had to straighten out the occasional hormone-driven "young buck," myself, and it's always hilarious to see their faces when they've been bested. 




Lockit -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 12:47:58 PM)

They were rude... and forgetable

You were unforgetable.... I love it!  Thanks for sharing! lol




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 1:07:11 PM)

This was too funny. I recognize that exact remark. In fact, I've heard it at least four times in the last two weeks. I'm not a sick bitch at all...I just have very deviant proclivities.




Najakcharmer -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 2:02:21 PM)

Had one guy at a sci-fi convention loudly come on to me while I was in the slightly decorative version of female fighter garb to show how macho he was.  I said equally loudly, "Sure, I'll fool around with you, but you better be really kinky."

He averred as to how he was kinky all right, and I said, "Oh good.  Meet me up in my hotel room where I've got all the toys, and you'll have to bring a plastic tarp." 

He blinked and said, "Tarp?"

I smiled sweetly.  "Of course.  To catch the blood.  You will bleed for me, won't you?  You did say you were kinky...."  Oddly enough he didn't want to keep our play date after that revelation.  [:D]




MsCfromMelbourne -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 6:20:13 PM)

A subordinate male at work said that to me once (no, I don't work in a dungeon)

It was a sickening feeling.  He was leering at me and it was horrible

When I complained to Human Resources, they basically told me to shut up becuase I was asking for it.  Word had got out that I was a Domina in my private life

It was the most horrible, horrible time in my career.  Then the guy got busted groping one of the office juniors on the bottom and it was my job to tell him he was going to be sacked.  Life has a funny way of working out :)




DiurnalVampire -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 6:26:07 PM)

I had one today, out of the damn blue.
A guy messages me online and tells me how hot my pictures were and how I looked ike Id be great at anal. I replied to bend over and he can give me his own opinion

He never wrote back...




RosaB -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 7:29:44 PM)

I loved the come backs.  I've had similar dialogs with such lover-boys.

After having a relatively decent IM conversation with one such guy, he switched the tone suddendly and out of the blue asked if I liked anal sex.  My reply was, I loved it.....As long as I'm wearing my strap on.  He freaked out.  Wanted to know why I would say such a thing.  Duh, it was ok for him to be rude, but not ok for me to flip the switch on him.  He went on about how he's not gay and that was uncalled for and how mean I was, blah, blah, blah.  He was truly bent out of shape about it.  But, the dear boy still tries to talk to me if he sees me on line.  Go figure.  All I have to do is mention stap-on and I don't have to hear him plead a second more to converse.   




NovelApproach -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 8:55:38 PM)

Oh, this thread is fantastic!  Bravo to all you ladies for putting those rude wankers in their places.

N.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 8:59:43 PM)

Its almost fun to put the rude ones in their place.  Do people forget that you still have to have manners when you are talking to strangers?
I had someone I had never even as much as seen before tell me face to face in a bar
"Damn you look fuckable tonight" as if it was a high compliment
"Sorry I cant say the same about you" was the reply. Its so funny to watch an ego deflate.

If you say something stupid, somethng youd never normaly say, you have to at least consider the fact that not everyone will think its a huge compliment.




Jasmyn -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/7/2007 9:28:35 PM)

lol Diane nice work :)
 
Remember a few years back, walked into a bar with friends and waited in the crowd for them to return with drinks... a young guy rubbed himself up against me, grabbing his crotch and asking me if I wanted a bit of this ... I chuckled thinking gawd where are my friends ... but he persisted ...telling me what a great cock he's got and what it could do for me ... suggesting again just how much I wanted a bit of it ...
 
Realising he wasn't going to go away ...without a second thought I said "sure" ... grabbed his belt and pulled his crotch towards me, deftly slipping my hand into his underwear and copped quite the feel ... digging my nails into his balls and waited for his eyes to start watering ... a girl in his crowd of friends shrieked ... "what the f&*k you doing ya FREAK??!!!!"  .. laughing I said "honey I'm not the freak ... it's not me offering my cock to random chicks in pubs".
 
Copped bit more of a feel...then removed my hand ... whispering in his ear that perhaps he might like to offer me his cock when it's all grown up ... laughed and walked away ... leaving him standing there gobsmacked ...




CrimsonMoan -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/8/2007 3:28:50 PM)

*bows to jasmyn* not that is pure gold.

Had a somewhat similar situatioon to dianes only it was at 7-11 after lst call. We were picking up munchies ofr the afterparty at one of the security guy's apt. i am wearing a pair of black jeans and a corset top. These two guys slide up beside me as i am orderign two biggest big bites.

idiot one : Hey baby
me : looks bacs slight eye roll. Hi
#2 : We got your big bites right here.
They laugh thinking they are soooo cool.
I hand my card off to my friends as I turn aroudn and make a big show of looking them up and down and walkign around them before saying , "Sure i'll go home with you two, but first you have to suck each other's cock and fuck each other.

The cashier who i knew from the porn shop and everyone else chuckled. paid for our stuff before heading outside. They came otu soon after with their stuff and saw me hugging my fuck buddy. one said, "Whats that skinny punk have that we don't?"

"A big bite that he doens't offer to random women."

it was a good night




jamesthehumanrug -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/8/2007 3:38:27 PM)

dear diane fearless 
if you said no thanks -i have a permanent headache - i suppose they would have thot that was "a hauty female", and stalked you as more of a challenge ,but, for sure: you displayed the simple fact that you're ,not afraid ,and, if  THEY WANNA ' GET DOWN IN THE GUTTER ;
YOU'LL  GET DOWN IN THE GUTTER ,W/ THEM
,and, fite ,if you have to!...i ,just would have said:
"i'm sure ;
later.... ;
let's ,not do anything; say we did  ,and don't !,
and,....
- dinner  was nice !  - thankyou -"




MistressSassy66 -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/8/2007 4:55:04 PM)

I think being a sick bitch is a compliment and would have thanked him.
Maybe asked so how about a drink to get you loosened up...lol





submissiveguy69 -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 7:22:31 AM)

Diane,

I'm glad to hear you put these guys in their place. I'd be willing to be though.......regardless of what his reaction was when you told him you wanted to fuck his ass initially.........he probably had a few dreams that night of you bending him over. I know I would ! :)




DianeB269 -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 7:30:09 AM)

Thanks...

I could see that these guys were the fuck'em then leave'em type. I really don't think he was dreaming about
my strapon up his ass.[sm=biggrin.gif]

From the look on his face, I could tell he really thought I was one sick bitch...


Diane




Vendaval -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 7:42:02 AM)

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AllforFun -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 8:09:14 AM)

Ok, I figured I would offer a male perspective in defence of my gender here, lol.

Dont take a greeting like "hey, baby" or "Hey, sweetie" to heart. Thats just them trying to guage if your interested or not, at least it would be for me although a simple "Hello" would probably suffice. Rubbing yourself up against a woman or bragging about your cock size is a little ridiculous though.




Red82 -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 9:13:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: AllforFun

Ok, I figured I would offer a male perspective in defence of my gender here, lol.

Dont take a greeting like "hey, baby" or "Hey, sweetie" to heart. Thats just them trying to guage if your interested or not, at least it would be for me although a simple "Hello" would probably suffice. Rubbing yourself up against a woman or bragging about your cock size is a little ridiculous though.


I dont know, "Hey, Baby" is a little too much like "Ug, Me Tarzan, You Jane" for me. Sounds like the guy gets his pick-up lines from Beavis and Butthead.

Diane, just awesome.




DianeB269 -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 9:42:03 AM)

Thanks, Red[:D]


Diane




MamaDomme -> RE: "You are one sick bitch" (7/9/2007 9:50:05 AM)

>>fast reply<<

I was given this wonderful compliment yesterday--
my reply:  "Thank you, that's why I make the big bucks"

several others were standing around and it was priceless!!!!




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