Termyn8or
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Get your mind out of the gutter, geez what a bunch of pervs. But then that's why I like it here. Anyway........
Anyway about a month ago I was in the local auto parts store and spotted these large repros of a zippo lighter. It cost $15. It was metal and shiny, so like a coon I had to have it and eventually I saved up the money to fill it with fluid (lol). Took almost a whole can but by George the thing actually works.
Well last night being Saturday night, well, if I had a keysafe my car keys would go into it. I lost both my butane lighters and a buddy asks me for a light.
Now y'all know that I usually walk around barefoot.
Well the dude needed a light so I gave him a light. I placed the lighter on the floor and lit it WITH MY FEET. Then I tried to "hand" it to him with my feet but my center of gravity shifted so I just couldn't pull it off without falling out my chair.
Don't worry, the damage was very minor. Does anyone know where I can get a left shoe ? I do have to leave the house eventually.
Anyway, they were already calling me Fred Flintstone because my feet are so big, now the situation is quite uneasy. With this I may have devolved from the caveman stage to the monkey stage.
It is too early in the morning to comment much further on the matter, but it is nice to know that I would be able to smoke while handcuffed. Well worth the fifteen bucks.
T
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Last night was worth the fifteen bucks - 
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