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knees2you -> LifeSavers and Children (6/18/2005 8:35:09 PM)
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Subject: Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the
> senses of
> > >>> >first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave
> all the children
> the
> > >>> >same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked
> them to identify
> them
> > >>> >by color and flavor.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >The children began:
> > >>> >
> > >>> >"Red............cherry,"
> > >>> >"Yellow.........lemon,"
> > >>> >"Green..........lime,"
> > >>> >"Orange........orange."
> > >>> >
> > >>> >Finally the professor gave them all a
> HONEY-flavored
> > >>> >lifesaver.
> > >>> >
> > >>> >After eating them for a few moments none of the
> children could
> identify
> > >>> >the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a
> clue. It's what your
> > >>> >mother may sometimes call your father."
> > >>> >
> > >>> >One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
> and yelled,
> > >>> >
> > >>> >"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes
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