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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 5:53:12 AM

pahunkboy

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my impression- is that males... are quick to think there is an us. [for sex] while females are quicker to think there is an us for LTR. just my observation...

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:02:18 AM

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not this female. i kept saying no strings attached and the men would want to marry me and make a decent woman out of me.. HA!!!!

this was before i discovered the fun of being owned of course.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:05:45 AM

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i'm curious. just what qualifies as "decent"?

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:17:35 AM

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we can't multi-task! thats why there is only one knob on a washing machine and 40 on the average stereo system!
also, while you are a pretty little thing, when i got to the third cliche my mind went tilt!!
try putting your criteria in front of your request for people to message you, and the dims might register that you are a bit bolshy, and move on to more compliant targets, this is, of course, just my 2 cents, written in the style of the op.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:27:32 AM

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I get them. I deliberately made my profile long, so I would know pretty quickly whether the person bothered to read it or not.

If they are halfway polite, & the message doesn't appear to be canned, I will usually reply with a "No thanks". Sometimes, if I have had a lot of emails from those who obviously hadn't read my profile, I will just tell them to please reread my profile.

I don't mind email from people looking for friends, but it is pretty easy to weed out the ones, where the people say that is all they want, but really want more.

I really, really get annoyed when they ask me to come chat with them. I prefer some interaction with email first before I decide to chat, & maybe later move to talking on the phone. I think some people assume I am just sitting on the computer like a drone with nothing else to do in between.

If the emails really annoy you, ignoring them & deleting works well.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:31:23 AM

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<Sam Kinison>

We CAN read, but we CHOOSE not to.

Why?

Because we're TOO DAMN BUSY! Building things, fixing things, blowing things up, keeping this society running, while WOMEN sit at home tapping away at their computers (invented by a MAN), playing around on the Internet (invented by MEN) COMPLAINING about how MEN have the NERVE to actually want SEX once in a while and DON'T want to have to memorize your entire LIFE STORY before we get to BONE YOU!

<deranged screaming>

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 6:37:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross

You've been posting and reading for months, you haven't figured out that profiles do NOTHING to keep people from emailing you?

i've said it before, and i'll say it again: Male submissive profile, married, overweight, fugly, only looking for friends. Even the Nigerians leave me alone. It's the lifestyle equivalent of walking down the street wearing a HazMat suit and carrying a big metal box in both hands.

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ORIGINAL: CutieMouse
Honestly? I haven't gotten a single email of the "You will be my slut!" variety... I've been called "little one" by complete strangers a few times (which annoys the hell out of me)

Maybe it's the lack of caffeine talking, but i find it hilarious that someone with a name like "CutieMouse" would get offended by being called "little one". It's just so... little!

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 7:54:24 AM

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In the words of David Sedaris....

....me talk pretty one day.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 8:12:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

<Sam Kinison>

We CAN read, but we CHOOSE not to.

Why?

Because we're TOO DAMN BUSY! Building things, fixing things, blowing things up, keeping this society running, while WOMEN sit at home tapping away at their computers (invented by a MAN), playing around on the Internet (invented by MEN) COMPLAINING about how MEN have the NERVE to actually want SEX once in a while and DON'T want to have to memorize your entire LIFE STORY before we get to BONE YOU!

<deranged screaming>

</Sam Kinison>

Only Dave could do a post like this one! LMAO!!!

can you say "ego"? LOLOL

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 8:40:19 AM

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ORIGINAL: Tenebrious

Of course, females NEVER do the same thing...

Can we get off the gender stereotypes already? That's what is "the same, tired old shit."

Maybe when I stop getting messages from females refering to me as "slave" (you don't even have to view my profile to see my "switch" classification in the listings) I'll consider the possibility that they might be more considerate as a gender.

Those weren't females.....they were MEN posing as females. It happens a lot online.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 12:07:46 PM

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THE same reason that femals cant

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 12:08:10 PM

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Oh this topic. We need some more topics to moan about me thinks.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 12:35:18 PM

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people don't even really read what you write here in the forums & these are "discussion boards"

so what makes any think they read a profile on the other side

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 1:03:16 PM

Raechard

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ORIGINAL: MstrssPassion

people don't even really read what you write here in the forums & these are "discussion boards"

so what makes any think they read a profile on the other side

I don't watch paint dry because I know the result will be dry paint.

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/11/2007 9:23:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

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ORIGINAL: Tenebrious

Of course, females NEVER do the same thing...

Can we get off the gender stereotypes already? That's what is "the same, tired old shit."

Maybe when I stop getting messages from females refering to me as "slave" (you don't even have to view my profile to see my "switch" classification in the listings) I'll consider the possibility that they might be more considerate as a gender.

Those weren't females.....they were MEN posing as females. It happens a lot online.

Yes, because as we all know, men are the only ones who are shallow and inconsiderate and all men are shallow and inconsiderate.

All those women who grab my ass and say things like "where else are you pierced? wink-wink" while I'm simply standing in line at the gas station are really just men very well disguised as women too, right?

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/16/2007 7:02:37 PM

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yeah i get it. i really try to be nice about already having a Master, but still every day i get a request sometimes twice from the same person. i can only be nice so much...

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RE: Why can't so many males read a profile? - 7/16/2007 7:30:48 PM

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Eh, I get the same responses from males and females, Dom and sub alike. In general, there are a lot of peple who dont bother reading profiles, and who go right past them to the pictures. They like the pictures and they are willing t try their luck, see if your profile is up for real or if you are just trying to play hard to get. About half of the mail i get that have obviously not paid a damn but of attenton to my profile reply to my pointing this out with "I read it and thought Id try my luck anyway". Its the mentality of well, thats what they say, but it cant possibly apply to someone as perfect for them as I am.
It is not strictly a male thing. It is not strictly a dom or a sub thing. Its an internet thing, and as long as we are online, it will never go away.
Delete the worthless, laugh at the funny, share the insane, and only bother with the good stuff.

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