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best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 8:47:37 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		Ok- I know we did this a few months back. I am bringing up the subject due to my mom- regaining her self confidence, composure.

I love you MOM!!!!
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 8:49:04 AM   
windchymes


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Status: offline 		My mom didn't actually tell me this, I sort of picked it up on my own.....

Never stick your tongue out behind your mother's back when you're both standing in front of a plate glass window.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 8:59:25 AM   
pahunkboy


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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:06:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		"Remember David, dont waste time cutting, thrust with the knife."

also.

"Now when the dog attacks, go for the eyes, make sure you use your knuckles so he dosent bite off your fingers"

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:08:53 AM   
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:11:09 AM   
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:14:36 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

"Remember David, dont waste time cutting, thrust with the knife."

also.

"Now when the dog attacks, go for the eyes, make sure you use your knuckles so he dosent bite off your fingers"


holy cow!  fascinating!!

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:15:22 AM   
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If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:23:30 AM   
pahunkboy


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Status: offline 		Dave, in terms of dogs- if im confronted by one- i freeze- and keep my face to him. if you trun your back- you likely will be bit.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:40:33 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Ok- I know we did this a few months back. I am bringing up the subject due to my mom- regaining her self confidence, composure.

I love you MOM!!!!



My mother certainly gave me some great advice....But at this moment I can remember a particular bit of advice I didn't like :  After finding some Leopard-Skin panties mixed in between the sheets.....she told me to stay away from the kind of girls who wear them.









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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 9:46:57 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: UtopianRanger

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

Ok- I know we did this a few months back. I am bringing up the subject due to my mom- regaining her self confidence, composure.

I love you MOM!!!!



My mother certainly gave me some great advice....But at this moment I can remember a particular bit of advice I didn't like :  After finding some Leopard-Skin panties mixed in between the sheets.....she told me to stay away from the kind of girls who wear them.


- R



in a way- it boggles my mind how mom knows everything about me.
man i put her the ringer.  growing up, my parents told me i was good [well behaved] and smart.   so- after being told this againa nd again- i decided- ok i am smart. then i hurried up to try to be, tho- im missing a few peices on that. i should have gone for job skills... arghhhhhhhh!~

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:08:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		hmmmm...best advice mom ever gave me....

"honey, you married him, now shut up and learn to live with it"

Ok, so probably not the best advice.....but most recent thing she said to me

oh, and there was that advice about not resting your off hand on top of the pistol while you are shooting...and always carrying a spare tire...

And she told me that no man is perfect so the best we can hope for is to find one thats close and teach them the rest...

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:22:26 AM   
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Status: offline 		They're starting to come back to me now....

"Stay out of cold water when you're having your period.  You'll end up like your aunt, with all kinds of 'female' trouble".
 
"If a boy starts rubbing his hand up and down your leg, it's called 'petting' and it means he wants to have sex with you"
 
"If you use tampons, you won't be a virgin anymore!"
 
"Don't touch yourself there, it's DIRTY!"
 
"Don't refuse your man, or he'll find it somewhere else!"
 


You can't make this stuff up.  I'll be in my bed now, in a fetal position, sucking my thumb.




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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:24:38 AM   
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If I set you on fire, stand still, running around screaming will simply fan the flames

Attitude without substance is ignorance, now get back in the box

Straight pins are excellent for adjusting loose hems, and loose lips

When I say jump, jump, otherwise the gator's gonna eat early

Don't laugh at that homeless man, he's your father

When I'm throwing knives don't flinch, you could loose an eye, I'm aiming lower 

Bullwhips were made for bulls, BULL, crack

See that welt on your ass, then the blindfold's not tight enough

If you don't relax the feather duster will keep falling out, now get back to work

Mind your fingers when I close the oven door, and no whinning about being hot

Always remember, dirty thoughts will turn you to stone

Drugs will confuse you and take your money, God created Women for that

chia* [mommiesboy] (the pet)

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:24:49 AM   
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Status: offline 		my mom said this when i was 19 and she finally acknowledged the fact that i was no longer a virgin... never mind the fact that i'd been married for 5 years and gave her a grand-daughter

"pussy is like a box of chocolates; you can eat it all you like and still never get a cherry"

yes, my mom is twisted

"this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me"

no freudian references, please

"the woman who says size doesn't matter, goes home to a tiny dick"

"always carry tie downs, a knife and WD-40, you never know when you'll need it"

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:26:28 AM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		'Don't marry for love because love doesn't pay the bills.'

That's the only one I can think of.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 10:57:38 AM   
MstrssPassion


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So I did, I lived by my rules & damn glad I did... I'm the one with a stable income, warm home, loving family & respect among my friends & peers.

Let's just say Mom doesn't

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 11:00:07 AM   
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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 1:25:40 PM   
Raechard


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Status: offline 		If you’ve nothing good to say don’t say anything at all.

Obviously she hadn’t realised that constructive criticism is good.

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RE: best advice "mom" gave you!! - 7/11/2007 1:43:51 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Don't be like me.

I do everything in my power to follow that one.


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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