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apettiger -> just for laughs (7/11/2007 7:14:35 PM)
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a friend sent this to me earlier today and i thought S/some of Y/you might enjoy it :
IN MY NEXT LIFE...
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that
out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better
every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your
pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first
day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you
become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxurious spa-like
conditions with central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters
every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.
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