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DSwriter -> RE: Boiled Eggs (7/12/2007 6:32:37 PM)
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PairOfDimes, i think you're on to something. More than likely a vibrating egg, rather than hard-boiled.
The whole egg thing reminds me of a true story a friend told me that is rather fascinating.
My friend worked as a prostitute in Manhattan for about a year when she was in her 20's. Her favorite john was an extremely wealthy man. Her favorite because he paid her $1000 and she never had to have sex with him.
He called about once a month and sent a limosine to pick her up and take her to a Park Avenue mansion. A butler answers the door. She is led to an elaborate dining room where her client sits in the dark. In the center of the room is a long table. On the table is a single china plate bearing an egg.
They talk for a few minutes. Chat about trivial things. He sits in a dark corner of the room. She never sees his face.
When he is finally ready to begin, she removes her clothes down to lingerie, garter belts, stockings and heels. Then she takes the egg, and begins rolling it back and forth across the table. She starts out rolling it just a few inches - hand to hand. He tells her to continually distance her hands wider apart. The egg rolls farther and farther aross the table. She hears the man masturbating.
Eventually the man says, "NOW!" And she lets the egg roll off the edge of the table. Like Humpty Dumpty it hits the ground with a crack. Simultaneous with the egg hitting the floor - she hears the man gasp and moan as he orgasms.
Sometimes the egg is fresh. Some times it is hard-boiled. She could never figure out the significance of how the egg is prepared.
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