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Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/12/2007 7:41:56 PM

Rumtiger

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Random Tiger moment Episode 4: Seedless watermelon dreams.

Today, yet another mystery of my life was answered, I have my job to thank for this new surge of enlightenment I have recieved, once again, I feel another weight lifted from my shoulders similar to when I unraveled the mystery of the three seashells.

I finally got to see what it looks like when you slice open a really really fat person's belly. Ever since I was 3, i've always looked at the morbidly obese and wondered quietly to myself...if they where cut open...whats inside?

My exclamation of "Holy shit! I knew it!" was at first embarrasing in the workplace...but it couldent be helped, having a question answered after nearly 20 years of wondering is a time of private celebration after all.

Astonishing...simply...astonishing, Dear God help me I feel like the guy at the end of 2001.

Stay tuned for the next random Tiger moment. Episode 5: Dont fuck with the sloth!

< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 7/12/2007 7:54:45 PM >

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 2:06:48 AM

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thats very random

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 2:23:47 AM

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*whistles for the men with shackles* aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (forgot this was a kink site, i got stampeded.) hope you're alright RumTiger and Favesclava, they were just that eager to get here.... medic please! no, not the medical kinks! sigh.

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 2:24:29 AM

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LOL!! Nuff said.

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 3:02:21 AM

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definatly never fuck with the sloths....

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 9:32:05 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
medic please!

You called? -Smiles while waving scalpel around-

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/13/2007 7:11:09 PM

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lol, did you miss the "no medical kinks"? knives are scary, best left to the pro's. but if you have a band-aid and a kiss?

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/14/2007 12:07:14 AM

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Who said it was my kink? Not many jobs you get to see a cut open fat woman, what, you think I got to see this thing just for fun?

Well considering I got my question answered, it was a little fun.

I swear it was like looking at a big living (yes she was alive and consious let me assure you)....seedless watermelon with a slice taken out of it.

or maybe english pudding, any of our Brit members know of a pudding that has a kinda..ripe watermelon, bright flourescent magenta color to it?

whatever, just imagine whatever it is, it's that color, has skin, and it looks like a big friggin pizza slice was taken out of it, and you will know this person's belly as I saw it.

God...I woulda thought maybe stuff would be coming out but...nope, its all pretty solid...or at least looking at it from a culinary aspect "firm"

Hm...watermelon...pudding, pizza...firmness....I'm getting kinda hungry.

I wonder if anybody can guess what my job is.

It may not be as obvious as you think.

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RE: Yet another random Tiger moment - 7/14/2007 12:15:56 AM

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shit...double tap.

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- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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