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maybe its fat fingers? - 7/13/2007 5:44:53 AM

Lucylastic

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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) Having your girl friend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

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RE: maybe its fat fingers? - 7/13/2007 5:51:45 AM

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Snip"Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring."

I would go with this one smiles..bounty

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RE: maybe its fat fingers? - 7/13/2007 5:52:21 AM

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I met a woman in a bar last night ..

She was OK for 67 years old, we drank a bit,

Sang a song or two, then she asked if I'd ever had the

Sportsman's' double, a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.
We drank a bit more,

Then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs ,...

"Mom you still awake?"

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RE: maybe its fat fingers? - 7/13/2007 6:01:14 AM

Tarisa