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Polynikes -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/16/2007 12:07:31 PM)

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I simply can't understand why you can't find what you're looking for. The racism is particularly endearing, but the rest of the shallow bitchiness and general lack of competence is charming too.
CitizenCane


LMFAO!  Holy crap!  Someone get me some oxygen.  I can't breath!





Polynikes -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/16/2007 12:13:46 PM)

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umm...not a racist, but you're not attracted to 'colored men'....this seems to stink of stupid or racist. or possibly both. If I was a racist, I'd at least have the common sense to mask it by not using the term 'colored men' when I'm getting defensive, sweetheart.
  daniL

ROTFLMFAO!  Maybe she is Archie Bunker's illegitimate daughter! [sm=biggrin.gif]




Polynikes -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/16/2007 1:03:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slaveish

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ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire

If you are a slave, you need to make someone want you.  Preferences are one thing, demands are another. You will not find someone who is both real and willing to succumb to all the whims and demands of a slave.



Yeah, DV, I had a similar thought. A slave who demands too much is begging for a Master who loves to break slaves.


Very true, slaveish.  And that could be an educational, but extremely rude, harsh awakening for blondeinky.

I have to admit that this thread has brought out some creative verbal gouging that has had me laughing so hard that I'm gasping for air.  But I hope that blondeinky can take her stripes and learn from them.  Youth and inexperience cause most everyone to contract hoof-in-mouth disease.  We’ve all been there.  It sucks to have a bunch of people sharp shooting you when you screw up, but if you can learn from it, then it is all worth while.  I would recommend to her that she should search BDSM on Amazon and read up on the lifestyle.  A sure way to avoid saying the wrong thing is to listen more and speak less.  That has always worked for me.  And believe me, I’m known for putting my foot in my mouth.  She should also accept the help that her fellow slaves have offered to her.  It would be good for her to have an experienced slave mentor her.  We all need a helping hand more often than we would like to admit…




lylyth -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/16/2007 3:48:19 PM)

Actually this girl has told me she is 15. I have reported the profile...




Mikal -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/16/2007 8:43:35 PM)

Well isn't that nice of you!




haysup -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/21/2007 6:42:10 PM)

Pretty? She has a nasty shapeless little pig face. If her eyes were any farther apart she could hear out of them.
I'm not one to criticize anyone else's appearance but her piggish little face matches her priggish little attitude.
Ugly inside, ugly out. The princess is in another castle.
How utterly depressing.




Jacobthm -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (7/21/2007 7:51:11 PM)

Can't find anyone real? Hrm... You ever been to LA? No ones real here. We're all plastic androids. I'm sure you'll fit in perfectly and find yourself a perfectly happy vanilla boyfriend with just enough kink tendencies and imagination to bring handcuffs and a blindfold. <\sarcasm>

Seriously though. What kind of question is that? Do you expect the world to bend to your will just because you have a pair of titts? Finding "real" people takes work, time and lots of patience. Especially on any sort of online community.

I used to believe that there was no such thing as a stupid question. I still believe there isn't. However there are inanely worded questions.

Enjoy your bed of scorn.




TheWickedTruth -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 3:08:04 AM)

A SERIOUS QUESTION AND TO COME TO HER DEFENSE WHY COULDN'T MORE OF YOU JUST ANSWER . SHE SEEMS TO ME TO BE A VERY SMART YOUNG LADY. AGE AN NOTHIN BUT A NUMBER . THE RIGHT MAN WOULD MEET HER EXPECTATIONS AND SHE WILL SUBMIT HERSELF TO HIM. i FIND HER VERY REAL SIMPLE BECAUSE SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT A MAN CAN READ HER MIND , SO HE MUST BE TOLD OF HER DESIRES.




Aylee -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 3:28:50 AM)

Ooohhhh!  I get to use a new button!

[sm=horse.gif]




Jeffff -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 5:37:49 AM)

This is a thread that needed reviving?

Pondering Dom




moir -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 5:54:48 AM)

so you think the people here are harsh? the life of a sub/slave can be harsh. i don't remember anyone saying that it was easy. yes, you will get comments from those who live this life and do not play at it, and you may not like what they have to say.i thnk that you need to sit back and look at what you really want from this lifestyle. what is it that you want? do you truely want to live the life of a slave/sub or do you just want to be a" fuck me sub?" there is a big difference there. from your profile i am under the impression that you are using this site as a dating sevice...this is the wrong place to be doing that. i wish you the best in what you seek.




weneedyourhelp -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 6:18:23 AM)

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ORIGINAL: TheWickedTruth

A SERIOUS QUESTION AND TO COME TO HER DEFENSE WHY COULDN'T MORE OF YOU JUST ANSWER . SHE SEEMS TO ME TO BE A VERY SMART YOUNG LADY. AGE AN NOTHIN BUT A NUMBER . THE RIGHT MAN WOULD MEET HER EXPECTATIONS AND SHE WILL SUBMIT HERSELF TO HIM. i FIND HER VERY REAL SIMPLE BECAUSE SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT A MAN CAN READ HER MIND , SO HE MUST BE TOLD OF HER DESIRES.


Awwwww look at that....blondie changed herself to be a couple, tried to revive some stupidity, but still never learned to spell......now that's funny.

Cougar




scifi1133 -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 8:48:35 AM)

Let me put it this way.
Im very real, a Dom, under 55, white(like it matters)....and there is no way after reading your profile that I would come close to considering you. Drama does not endear you to anyone on this site.




Aylee -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:11:01 AM)

Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


But, I thought I was endearing?




beargonewild -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:16:54 AM)

Yanno, if a person can't find anyone who's "real" maybe they should think about meeting people in real life instead searching in  the cartoons? 




Aylee -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:23:32 AM)

WHAT!!!!!!

You mean that we should step out into the sunlight and *gasp* talk to people???

But what about GERMS!!!!!!!!?????????




beargonewild -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:28:15 AM)

Far be it to tell you what to do but it works for me! Yanno, this is only muy opinion and your mileage will vary!




Aylee -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:33:08 AM)

Well, we all know that I NEVER meet meat people.  LOL




LaTigresse -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:34:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

Well, we all know that I NEVER meet meat people.  LOL


Damned vegetarians.




xBullx -> RE: Why can't I find anyone real? (1/16/2008 9:59:20 AM)

Afuckinmazing........... Well we could put her in a real kennel and see how she fairs...





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