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Shysarah815 -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 9:52:36 AM)
*"Paris Hilton Lifetime sentance to jail!"*

onegoodgirl -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:33:13 AM)
"Congress agrees to stay out of citizen's bedrooms"

Satyr6406 -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:39:17 AM)
"WELCOME WAGON RUNS OVER NEWCOMER!!!" "PEN PAL STABS PAL WITH PEN!!!" "GOOD HUMOR™© MAN SLAYS TEN!!!" Peace and comfort, Michael

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:43:45 AM)
government taken over by women, straighten up the 200+ year mess made by men, in just under 2 years. men no longer voted into the White House. (Edited to add) World Peace is established in the following 2 years as other countries follow suit and put women into power. hey...it could happen

gooddogbenji -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:53:44 AM)
'cept for the whole world peace thing and no one being happy there either. But yanno, paranoia about men talking to you and all..... Yours, benji

Owner59 -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:55:25 AM)
HEADLINE.......... Safe and affective weight loss pill,also found to cure impedance in men,and PMS in women......

Sinergy -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 7:09:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 Sinergy, wrong!!! You have to phrase it as a headline like Alex Trebeck does! The answer is "Pelosi, Bush, Cheney all resign, who is now president?" "Who is Ted Kennedy for $0.09, Alex" Sinergy

domiguy -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 7:15:28 PM)
Accident at McDonald's factory! Paris Hilton Ground up into two quarter pound burgers.....The two "Useless McCunt Burgers" will be auctioned off on ebay Thursday.

Owner59 -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/15/2007 10:03:54 PM)
Secretary of State ,Paris Hilton,recently appointed by President Bush,calls Iranian president "hot",and staves off WW III.....

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/16/2007 9:55:56 AM)
"The US government announces plans of replacing troups with deathrow inmates. Bush is quoted as saying: "They're just sitting there waiting to die anyway, why not use them as suicide bombers against Iraq?"

cumulus -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/16/2007 1:28:02 PM)
"Congress Abolishes Individual Income Tax" "Congress Approves Full-Circumference Security Policy For America" "President Signs Bill Making Lobbying Illegal" "NASA Confesses: 'Lots of stuff out there we've been hiding from you.'"

popeye1250 -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/16/2007 1:35:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cumulus "Congress Abolishes Individual Income Tax" "Congress Approves Full-Circumference Security Policy For America" "President Signs Bill Making Lobbying Illegal" "NASA Confesses: 'Lots of stuff out there we've been hiding from you.'" Cumulus, wow, those are good ones! I've often wondered that if the govt. had any hard evidence about UFOs why "they" would try to hide it from "us." It's not supposed to be an "us" against "them" type of relationship!

Lothlauren -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/16/2007 6:21:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: popeye1250 quote: ORIGINAL: cumulus "Congress Abolishes Individual Income Tax" "Congress Approves Full-Circumference Security Policy For America" "President Signs Bill Making Lobbying Illegal" "NASA Confesses: 'Lots of stuff out there we've been hiding from you.'" Cumulus, wow, those are good ones! I've often wondered that if the govt. had any hard evidence about UFOs why "they" would try to hide it from "us." It's not supposed to be an "us" against "them" type of relationship! I imagine if there was hiding going on it would be because the people in charge believe that the general public is just not ready for the truth... despite everything that indicates otherwise. as for a headline I would love to see.... "Worldwide: governments admit to collusion on keeping the general public acting like herd animals.

sabis -> RE: Headlines we'd like to see. (7/24/2007 8:04:10 PM)
"FDA Gives OK to AIDS/STD Vaccine." ~ sabis Owned by Cumulus

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