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Lucylastic -> Ever happen to you? (7/15/2007 2:05:39 PM)

One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over
her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.

He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped, and then returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time, the woman was becoming aroused. She squirmed a little to better position herself, when the man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping, darling?" she whispered.

He whispered back, "I found the remote!!!"




Saratov -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/15/2007 3:08:52 PM)

[sm=whoa.gif] NO! No way, I would have set the remote aside then kept going... I'm not suicidal. [sm=hewah.gif]




Tarisa -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/15/2007 6:40:24 PM)

lol.. that is very funny




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/15/2007 6:47:54 PM)

typical male...LOL




favesclava -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/16/2007 2:11:32 AM)

no never happened.i never met a man that could touch that much skin and not forget whats playing.the longest runing partner 20 years , would just brush against me in the hall and it was on!
funny though. and i guess as i het older it might just happen




shyinini -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/16/2007 1:26:31 PM)

too funny !  [:D]

just gives women an option to know what to do if they have not been touched in a while !  [&o]


Sir's definitely touched girl




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/16/2007 2:17:15 PM)

I would have rammed the remote up his.....................................




favesclava -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/17/2007 3:00:31 AM)

i will keep the ramming in mind in case it happens. oh wait,  i have a Master now. he will just wake me up and have me look for the remote.


i'm not bad i'm just drawn that way.- Jessica Rabbit




maledave7 -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/17/2007 4:46:21 PM)

I hear that some men do not know their own …, from a hole in the ground. He may never find it again.[:D]




SubinMaine -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/18/2007 8:44:33 AM)

heh...if it ever did happen to me, that remote would be ground plastic by the time i was done with it [:)]




Garters4u68 -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/18/2007 9:38:50 AM)

If that were  me..lol  He would be wearing that remote analy!




instynctive -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/19/2007 12:44:25 PM)

If it were up to Me, I'd figure out which orifice on her the remote stretched most...




satyrsnymph28 -> RE: Ever happen to you? (7/19/2007 1:47:51 PM)

thats pretty funny... i love jokes like that for some reason




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