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Aileen68 -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:46:56 PM)

Actually...to the OP....this is a good example of the dating scene.  Two guys fighting over the bar whore. 




cumulus -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:46:58 PM)

My wife and I had sex on our first date. We were both pretty horny and there really wasn't going to be any other conclusion to the evening. So we've been together since that day over seven years ago. Worked out fine for us. To each his own.
 
p.s.
According to domiguy, it looks like I'm a whore and so is sabis. Please don't throw us in that briar patch.
 
 




domiguy -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:51:17 PM)

I have boned the majority of my relationships on the first night we met.....I saved anal for our second encounter....just to ensure they felt special and could see that I had the ability to control myself as well as respect their potential boundaries....But then again I'm a romantic.




mnottertail -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:55:35 PM)

Once you have them over the toilet puking with a belly full of rotgut, they don't much demur if you take them in the ass, in fact, they thank you the next day for holding their hair back-----

So in answer to the one that said what is there left?  It is just a beginning is all.

A half full half empty kinda thing I guess.




domiguy -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:57:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Once you have them over the toilet puking with a belly full of rotgut, they don't much demur if you take them in the ass, in fact, they thank you the next day for holding their hair back-----

So in answer to the one that said what is there left?  It is just a beginning is all.

A half full half empty kinda thing I guess.


The shit that Hallmark Cards are made of....You sir, are a gentleman.





mnottertail -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 1:58:28 PM)

I am fuckin' blushing over here, guy.........




cuddleheart50 -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:01:20 PM)

what's it like out there these days?

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy....I was married for 30 yrs, and have been back to dating for the last two yrs.....its no fun at all!!!




bschwimmer -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:03:51 PM)

i love sex




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:05:53 PM)

the dates i have gone on-they either wanna fuck or fall in love after one date.........i screwed my ex hubby on the first date back in 1980-took me 20 years to get outa that mess......never again.....

plus i think by my age, were so dang set in our ways.......add all the diseases out there now.....ugh......its good to be content alone.......and thank gawd for starship and duracell batteries[:)]




givemyall -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:29:10 PM)

I made the massive mistake of a vanilla date last year - oooh it was awful.  First mistake was wearing a short skirt, second was wearing a g-string.... I never ever wear underwear and I was so uncomfortable all night, until I got too drunk and took it off in the middle of some snotty upperclass pub and asked him to put it in his pocket.  Some woman glared at me so I pulled my skirt up and flashed at her and then when this bloke went to the loo he came back to find 2 blokes feeling my ass whilst I was bent over letting them.  Got back home and the poor guy spent the night picking me up off the bathroom floor until I was sober enough to 'apparantly' lie flat on my back, demanding he did all sorts of things to me that weren't very vanilla .... this poor guy was just gobsmacked lol. 
I have no idea why I behaved like that apart from having way too much to drink, maybe it had something to do with him being vanilla - it was like I could suddenly do what the hell I wanted without comeback - thats my excuse and im sticking to it but, never ever again lol




NorthernGent -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:33:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

What's dating like now ?

Usually you get to a bar that gets too rowdy, too loud or has a live band. You barely can place your order.



Not my first dates.

I take mine out for a quiet meal in a relaxed setting. 'Sit her down, tell her to shut the fuck up for at least 3 hours so I can eat my meal and drink my wine in peace, and tell her she's not getting so much as a sniff of my cock on the first date, and her only function for the rest of the night is to pour my wine and pay the bill.

I have some top first dates...'really enjoy womens' company when it's like this. 




cuddleheart50 -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:38:17 PM)

Sounds like a lovely date NG.




NorthernGent -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:40:27 PM)

Chivalry's alive and well over here, Cuddle :-)




LadyIce -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:41:31 PM)

Many of us are not jumping into sexual relationships.
I strongly disagree with that statment.
I wait several months before even considering sexual contact, and
then I want to see proof of current testing for std's.




Aileen68 -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:41:42 PM)

If you google "romance" a picture of NorthernGent pops up.




NorthernGent -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:49:51 PM)

Yeah, with a big steak hanging out of my mouth and a wench pouring my wine.





LightHeartedMaam -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:53:51 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

what's it like out there these days?

I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy....I was married for 30 yrs, and have been back to dating for the last two yrs.....its no fun at all!!!


I know.  If  THAT'S the available breeding stock out there, we are doomed as a species (or better get the concession on bags for double bagging :)

Before everyone's answers on here (which I appreciate (the SERIOUS ones that is), it seemed, to me, that modern dating scene had all the romance and purpose of a dry hump.  I guess it boils down to being sure everyone is on the same page before you connect.




domiguy -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:54:33 PM)

Will I ever find love?




LadyIce -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:55:22 PM)

LightHeartedMaam, you just said a mouthfull.
For me, there is no substitute for being friends before being lovers.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:56:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Will I ever find love?



The magic 8 ball says.....Maybe.




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