givemyall -> RE: I wouldn't survive~ (7/16/2007 2:29:10 PM)
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I made the massive mistake of a vanilla date last year - oooh it was awful. First mistake was wearing a short skirt, second was wearing a g-string.... I never ever wear underwear and I was so uncomfortable all night, until I got too drunk and took it off in the middle of some snotty upperclass pub and asked him to put it in his pocket. Some woman glared at me so I pulled my skirt up and flashed at her and then when this bloke went to the loo he came back to find 2 blokes feeling my ass whilst I was bent over letting them. Got back home and the poor guy spent the night picking me up off the bathroom floor until I was sober enough to 'apparantly' lie flat on my back, demanding he did all sorts of things to me that weren't very vanilla .... this poor guy was just gobsmacked lol. I have no idea why I behaved like that apart from having way too much to drink, maybe it had something to do with him being vanilla - it was like I could suddenly do what the hell I wanted without comeback - thats my excuse and im sticking to it but, never ever again lol
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