ShyMistress
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George and Laura were married for 40 years. When they first got married George said, "I am putting a box under the bed and marking it The Bush Fund. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage Laura never looked. However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why. That evening they were out for a special dinner.
After dinner, Laura could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why you keep those cans in the box?" George said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Laura was shocked, but said, "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen." and she thought to herself "I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the years." They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Laura asked George, "Why do you have all that money in the box?" George answered, "Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
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