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LightHeartedMaam -> Tick Warning (7/17/2007 12:14:42 PM)
TICK WARNING I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I've been guilty of accidentally doing it myself a couple times, but this one is important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are with the county and are checking for ticks due to the warming weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up... DO NOT DO IT!! IT IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked... I wish I'd gotten this before yesterday. (I feel sooooooo stupid.)

nyrisa -> RE: Tick Warning (7/17/2007 3:38:34 PM)
It is hard to believe that people would do something so dastardly. Luckily, I was warned about this last week, when the man came around for the door to door skin cancer screening. He told me to be careful of that kind of scam. Such a nice man. And so thorough at his job.

philosophy -> RE: Tick Warning (7/17/2007 3:56:33 PM)
...i still don't like talking about the door-to-door prostrate gland bloke......

Politesub53 -> RE: Tick Warning (7/17/2007 4:03:35 PM)
Yes i had the Ladies from the Council round last week warning me of all these scams. They had me naked and jumping up and down for ages. Sooner or later i will let them leave........... [8D]

nyrisa -> RE: Tick Warning (7/17/2007 4:49:07 PM)
This song dedicated to you.......grins Artist/Band: Paisley Brad Lyrics for Song: Ticks Lyrics for Album: 5th Gear Everytime you take a sip In this smoky atmosphere You press that bottle to your lips And I wish I was your beer And in the small there of your back Your jeans are playing peek-a-boo I'd like to see the other half Of your butterfly tattoo Hey that gives me an idea Lets get out of this bar And drive out into the country And find a place to park 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks I know the perfect little path In these woods I used to hunt Don't worry babe, I've got your back And I've also got your front I'd hate to waste a night like this I'll keep you safe you wait and see The only thing allowed to crawl all over you When we get there is me You know ever guy in here tonight Would like to take you home But I've got way more class than them And that ain't what I want 'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks Oooh, you never know where one might be And oooh, there's lots of places that are hard to reach I'd like to see you out in the moonlight I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers And I'd like to check you for ticks Oh, I'd sure like to check you for ticks

slaverosebeauty -> RE: Tick Warning (7/17/2007 9:14:30 PM)
I LOVE that song... {hummmmmmmmmmms Ticks} Oh.. how about the creepy next door neightbor who comes over after he sees me in a towel and tries to hand me something so you let go of my towel. Should I have cautious of this as well?? What should I do??

LotusSong -> RE: Tick Warning (7/19/2007 2:41:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: philosophy ...i still don't like talking about the door-to-door prostrate gland bloke...... OH..now THAT guy is legit.. it's the one who keeps his hands on your shoulders while he is standing behind you doing the exam. :)

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