mydestiny2043
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Joined: 10/15/2005 From: Southern California Status: offline
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Three friends die and go to heaven,The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. Why? He asked. St. Paul replies, When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.The same thing happens to the second guy.He asked why me? St. Paul replies when you were nine you killed a bird with a stone. The third guy laughs at his friends and says,thank god I never did anything like that."He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven". The other two guys ask why? "Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone".
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Fate determines who will come into your life................... You decide who stays,and who goes !!!!
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