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And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 4:55:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		MEDINA, Ohio -- Despite e-mails from readers asking him to save her, "Funky Winkerbean" creator Tom Batiuk says the comic strip character Lisa Moore will succumb to breast cancer.

Batiuk, 60, himself a cancer survivor, said the miracle some readers are hoping for won't happen.

"I honestly don't think readers know what they want," he said. "They think they know what they want. But what they really want is for me to give them a surprise every now and then."

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/article.aspx?news=269481&GT1=10150


WASHINGTON - President Bush signed an executive order Friday prohibiting cruel and inhuman treatment, including humiliation or denigration of religious beliefs, in the detention and interrogation of terrorism suspects.

The White House declined to say whether the CIA currently has a detention and interrogation program, but said that if it did it must adhere to the guidelines outlined in the executive order. The order targets captured al-Qaida terrorists who have information on attack plans or the whereabouts of the group's senior leaders.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19873918


WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260


NEW YORK - The FBI is investigating allegations that veteran NBA referee Tim Donaghy bet on basketball games over the past two seasons, including ones in which he officiated.

Defense attorney John Lauro confirmed Donaghy is under investigation but refused to comment on the allegations or the case.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19868741




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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 5:41:42 PM   
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WASHINGTON - President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

Press secretary Tony Snow told reporters Friday that Bush will have the procedure done at his Camp David, Md., mountaintop retreat.

He last underwent colorectal cancer surveillance on June 29, 2002.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19872260


 


tomorrows headline "presidents head found!!!!"

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 5:44:55 PM   
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President takes the assfucking he has been handing to America, voters exclaim, "not enough".

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 8:55:48 PM   
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tomorrows headline "presidents head found!!!!"



Did it have a brain in it?

Was there any evidence of recent (in the past 6 years) use?

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 9:40:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		        Durnit, Level!  I was gonna launch a "Cheney to assume power tomorrow!" thread with that colonoscopy story.  It seems the Pres. will be under anesthesia for the procedure.

      My particular, personal values won't let me run with the obvious jokes, but I won't give any crap to anybody who wants to .

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 9:44:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm sorry Heretic...but they just might find a "weapon of ass destruction."  Those damn terrorists will stop at nothing....

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 9:46:17 PM   
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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 9:55:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		SO THAT is where Osama's been hiding!

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RE: And now.... the news. - 7/20/2007 11:59:17 PM   
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We must all join in hope and prayer for George Bush's safety.




Two hours of president cheney is enough, thank-you.

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