A man was sick and tired of going to work everyday while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he PRAYED: "Dear Lord: i go to work everyday and put in 8 hours and my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what i go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day .....AMEN."

GOD in his infinite wisdom, granted the man`s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He gets up,cooked breakast for his mate,get the kids out of bed,set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast,packed their lunches,drove them to school, came home and pick-up the dirty clothes, took it to the dry cleaners and stop at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balances the checkbook. He cleaned the cat`s litterbox and bathed the dog
Then it was already 1P.M and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundery,vacuum,dust, sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up kids and got into an arguments with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,then set up the ironing board watched TV while doing the ironing.  At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washed vegetables for salad, breaded the porkchops and snapped beans for dinner. After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen,ran the dishwasher, folded the laundery,bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9P.M he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren`t finished he went to bed. The next morning he woke up and immediately knelt by the side of the bed and said:
LORD, i don`t know what i was thinking. So, I was sooo wrong to envy my wife`s being able to stay at home all day.??? please oh!..oh! please, let us trade back...."My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and i will be happy to change things back to the  way they were.???

YOU`LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT NINE MONTHS,THOUGH......
YOU GOT PREGNANT LAST NIGHT.