Aswad -> RE: Kidnapping, chloroforming, knocking out...yum (7/24/2007 6:59:47 PM)
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ORIGINAL: LetUsGoThen Aswad is right. Of course. I'm always right. [sm=biggrin.gif] quote:
It's called natural selection. Shush. Natural selection isn't natural when you tip people off about its existence. [sm=biggrin.gif] quote:
As for Ethanol, a very naughty sub once shaved every bit of my pubic hair off after I went a few rounds with some spiced rum. Not much of a scene, but great memories...for her anyway. Subtle way of saying "I ain't sucking that again unless you lose the hair". [:D] Nah, but seriously, enough ethanol will screw you up in a somewhat good, somewhat bad, way. I remember some people found a guy passed out at a party, so they tied his shoe laces around his scrotum, and started tossing his shoe at him. Finally, he woke up, pissed off at them, at threw it back at them, hard as he could. Final Score: Ethanol 1 - Victim 0. At another party with a similar crowd, they found two guys passed out close to each other, so they undressed them, put them next to each other, then rubbed the rear guy's penis with something slightly abrasive, and used a toilet scrubber on the other guy (yes, I know that constitutes rape, these aren't friends of mine). When they woke up, they were none too happy with one another. Final Score: Ethanol 2 - Homophobes 0. The moral of these stories is do not pass out drunk at any parties in Telemark, Norway.
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