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Adelphus -> So then I wrote this novel.... (7/22/2007 11:35:44 AM)
Sigh................................... So I finished my novel! Yeay! All 158,000 words of it! Yeay....! All 158,000 words of half erotica, half romance, lesbian, BDSM style literary fiction. By a first time writer. With no connections..... Crap. Well now what? I am truely sucking at query letters, because this isn't a plot driven novel, or even a sex driven novel, but a character development one, one that moves along via the growth of the two people involved, not outside circumstance. How the hell do you sell that? rolls around on floor Ideas anyone....?

Level -> RE: So then I wrote this novel.... (7/22/2007 11:38:13 AM)
What makes the book worth reading? Answer that, and make that the point of the query letter.

mnottertail -> RE: So then I wrote this novel.... (7/22/2007 11:40:24 AM)
Just recently there was a thread in which a woman said her house was looking for erotica. Anyone? My memory is as long as my dink....(stubby, but pretty fuckin' wide------)

domiguy -> RE: So then I wrote this novel.... (7/22/2007 11:59:03 AM)
Well obviously you've got to direct the reader to the hot girl on girl action that makes this a real page turner....Also touch on the underlying plot of the novel that reveals the fact that the only reason Mother Mary was a virgin was because she was in actuality a lesbian....And that God, suffering from the same delusions as many men, felt that if he just "tapped" it once, regardless of whether it was consensual or not, would "straighten" her ass out....Mary had a tough time warming up to our Lord and Savior, being that he was a product of rape, and the only reason she visited the crucifix was to extract a chunk of wood that she molded into a "double header" which is currently on display in some museum in Cairo. The combo of religion, hot lesbo crud and fiction are really hot and an easy sell right now I hope this helps.

domiguy -> RE: So then I wrote this novel.... (7/22/2007 12:01:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Just recently there was a thread in which a woman said her house was looking for erotica. Anyone? My memory is as long as my dink....(stubby, but pretty fuckin' wide------) I believe on this site that I have heard subs refer to your manhood on more than one occasion as the "dinner plate."

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