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Stephann -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/25/2007 10:31:41 PM)
Vaster....Vaster...VASTaaaarrrrrrrrrrr..... (CLICK, COCK)

Faramir -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/26/2007 5:40:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadRabbit Faramir reminds me a lot of Tolerance Camp from South Park. Next, he will make everyone sit outside all day along in the hot sun with no food or water, drawing colored pictures of people of different races holding hands, only to tear them up and make us redraw them. I don't know what the hell that is, but God it was funny and made me laugh [;)]

MadRabbit -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/26/2007 7:45:07 AM)
LOL, Stephan [:D] It was a parody of a Nazi concentration camp that taught "tolerance" of different races and genders to all the Southpark kids who made fun of them.

MasterMataeo -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 12:48:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists First.. I tend to stay out of the lockeroom . I find a guy that treats a girl like shit doesn't tend to listen to anyone but himself. If you want to change guys like that,....then girls like you need to stop interacting with them. well said,, for it's guys like that that give the rest of us the bad looking stereotype and we all know that it only takes one bad apple to ruin the basket MasterMataeo

Stephann -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 2:27:24 AM)
Faramir, Here you go. http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season6/E614script.htm The funniest part of the episode actually involves the epic saga of "Lemmingwinks." Hit me up on the other side, if you're burning to get it. Stephan [Devitzen's Tolerance Camp, black-and-white footage, day. The kids are in a large room the size of an airport hangar. All of them have been doing arts and crafts, as they are dirty with crayons and paint. Each column of tables is being patroled by a guard.] Camp Warden:Today we wll be using the fingerpaint! You vill make a painting that shows people of different races and sexual orientations getting along. Figerpaint. Figerpaint! [the kids get busy fingepainting] You vill not make any distinction between people of different colors! People with different sexual preferences! You vill accept everyone! [stops behind Kyle's right shoulder and swoops down to look at his paper] What are you fingerpainting?! Kyle:Uh, a bear? Camp Warden:Ein bear?! Und bear has nothing to do with accepting people of different races! Kyle:[trembling in fear] Eh I, I don't know what else to paint. Camp Warden:[takes Kyle's paper and rips it up] Start over! [puts his hand on the stack of papers next to Kyle] You will fingerpaint what we tell you! [takes a sheet from the stack and slams it down in front of Kyle] GO! [Kyle starts on a new picture] Faster. [the guard switches to the left shoulder without breaking his stare] Faster! [switches back to the right shoulder and cocks a pistol against Kyle's head] Faasterr. Kyle:Aaaa! [hurries to finish the painting] Camp Warden:Faster! Are you done?! What is it?! What have you done?! [Kyle adds some broad strokes and lifts up the finished work] Kyle:[trembling] People of all colors and creeds holding hands beneath a rainbow! Camp Warden:GOOD! [snatches the paper from Kyle's hand] That wasn't so hard, was it? [rips it up and tosses it away] NOW DO IT AGAIN! [walks off slowly] Faster! [the kids work faster] Faasterr!

SimplyMichael -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 8:27:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KnightofMists First.. I tend to stay out of the lockeroom . I find a guy that treats a girl like shit doesn't tend to listen to anyone but himself. If you want to change guys like that,....then girls like you need to stop interacting with them. Bingo! Learn why YOU choose assholes grasshopper...and YOUR life will be filled with better men.

kossack -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 11:26:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael Bingo! Learn why YOU choose assholes grasshopper...and YOUR life will be filled with better men. It isn't so easy to figure out who is an asshole before you have coffee. Some men can do good e-mail and even a good phone conversation, and personally, because chemistry is SO variable, I prefer to meet as quickly as possible. Long, drawn-out e-mails only work (for me) with someone who is really good at conversation. I figure a cup of coffee tells you more in an hour than 10 hours of e-mail. But no, I no longer give my cell phone out until after I've met someone.

SimplyMichael -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 5:13:34 PM)
kossack, Discovering someone is an asshole over coffee IS the point and would prevent most if not all the issues you raised in your OP. Going slower and taking time before you enmesh someone into your life is another good lesson.

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 5:22:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael kossack, Discovering someone is an asshole over coffee IS the point and would prevent most if not all the issues you raised in your OP. Going slower and taking time before you enmesh someone into your life is another good lesson. Way too often though, the man is on his best behavior for a few weeks and it takes quite a while to discover he is an asshole and by then the woman might be deep into the relationship.

instynctive -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 5:39:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Way too often though, the man is on his best behavior for a few weeks and it takes quite a while to discover he is an asshole and by then the woman might be deep into the relationship. See.. I let people know up front that I'm an asshole. Saves a lot of time and effort. (How ya doing, BSB, SM? :-) )

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 6:19:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: instynctive quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch Way too often though, the man is on his best behavior for a few weeks and it takes quite a while to discover he is an asshole and by then the woman might be deep into the relationship. See.. I let people know up front that I'm an asshole. Saves a lot of time and effort. (How ya doing, BSB, SM? :-) ) Hi there!! See? You have the right idea. If more men would do that, it would save women alot of heartache![image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]

kossack -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 7:00:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael kossack, Discovering someone is an asshole over coffee IS the point and would prevent most if not all the issues you raised in your OP. Going slower and taking time before you enmesh someone into your life is another good lesson. The problem is, men can make a woman's life hell if she agrees only to coffee one time. Even coffee in a public place if he has her first name and knows where she works, or has her cell, or she has a magazine with her address on it (I rip out the addresses of whatever I'm reading) or he sees her workplace ID. Hell, I had a guy (vanilla) call me over and over and over because he saw my phone number on the bag I was using for my skates at the time. I'll tell a guy the sort-of vicinity I live in "downtown" but not the subway line I live on or restaurants in my neighborhood or what my local bookstore is, etc. This constant armoring for the most casual encounters wears me down. It is true that I need to go slower and enmesh less quickly (which I'm really good at with men I'm not as attracted to!), but everything I'm talking about was with men I only saw once or didn't see at all, and it can do a surprising amount of damage.

AquaticSub -> RE: Lockerroom Talk (7/27/2007 7:43:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kossack The problem is, men can make a woman's life hell if she agrees only to coffee one time. Even coffee in a public place if he has her first name and knows where she works, or has her cell, or she has a magazine with her address on it (I rip out the addresses of whatever I'm reading) or he sees her workplace ID. Hell, I had a guy (vanilla) call me over and over and over because he saw my phone number on the bag I was using for my skates at the time. I'll tell a guy the sort-of vicinity I live in "downtown" but not the subway line I live on or restaurants in my neighborhood or what my local bookstore is, etc. This constant armoring for the most casual encounters wears me down. It is true that I need to go slower and enmesh less quickly (which I'm really good at with men I'm not as attracted to!), but everything I'm talking about was with men I only saw once or didn't see at all, and it can do a surprising amount of damage. While you are right, continuing to see those assholes doesn't make it better. The more you see them the more they find out about you and the more damage they can do and will do if they are that type of asshole.

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