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You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 6:24:56 AM   
michaelOfGeorgia


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Just for fun, finish this statement (does not have to be true, just a bit of silliness i just thought up)

i'll start

You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When...

you've made it with the entire football team (including the cheerleaders)

LOL


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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 6:44:24 AM   
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you know you have a bad reputation when all the corrections officers in the jail whistle and say my baby is back when you get booked into jail again.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 9:18:18 AM   
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You know you have a bed reputation when you're on a spanking bench at a play party and each person who walks in says, "Hey, I know that ass!"

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 9:32:06 AM   
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You know you have a bed reputation when people send you an email saying 'I say your ___ on BME the other day'!

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 10:44:59 AM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when everyone knows your name and no-one looks you in the eye.......

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 10:49:41 AM   
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You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When...

Everyone that meets you hugs you long & hard and gives your buns a good squeeze !



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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 10:53:47 AM   
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You know you have a bed reputation when a sub won't let you get her near one.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 2:03:39 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when ...... the neighbors put bars on YOUR doors and windows.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 3:09:28 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when.. the waiter pulls out your chair for you and trims it with toilet tissue  before he seats you.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 3:20:42 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when you go for a job interview and the guy slaps your arse rather than shakes your hand.

You know you have a bad reputation when you can't chastise an employee for indecent net usage, 'cause you realise they were just googling your name

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 3:21:25 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when .....
 
you don't play any sport known to man, and you still get knee pads for Christmas.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bed Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 3:29:52 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when...

You hand the grocery store cashier your check, and she looks at the address, and says, "I live 8 houses down the street from you...so YOU'RE the one who has all the loud parties"  (when you don't have parties, just sex) - yeah that happened to me.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/23/2007 6:30:45 PM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when...

you walk down the street in the red light district and all the hookers are jealous of you

<Edited to correct spelling in topic>


< Message edited by michaelOfGeorgia -- 7/23/2007 6:31:44 PM >


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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/25/2007 5:52:53 PM   
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you know you have a bad reputation when the churches send you frequent notifications for confessions...because priests get horn too...LOL

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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 1:39:52 AM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when people you meet at a munch start telling a story about a "notorious" dom ... and you correct them by saying it wasn't raining that night.

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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 3:57:48 AM   
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You know you have a bad reputation when the  county jail has a cell reserved  just for you


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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 4:02:03 AM   
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You know you have a bad rep when there is a reserved spot for you at the local health clinic

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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 4:07:10 AM   
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... children won't come to your house for "Trick or Treat"
 
 
 
 
 
Peace and comfort,
 
 
 
 
 
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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 4:30:48 AM   
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You know you have a bad rep when you have guests over and they prefer to use the toilet at the gas station down the street

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RE: You Know You Have A Bad Reputation When... - 7/26/2007 4:33:33 AM   
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you know you have a bad reputation when the neighborhood kids change the words to the jumping rope game "sister standing in the corner saying pussy for sale" and replace sister with your name.

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