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domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:27:58 PM)

Can anyone tell me what is exactly going on here? the implications are staggering to say the least....I've seen the Madonna on toast and even in an underpass in Chicago and never gave it a second glance.....But GeezLouise, this is the genuine fucking article and it is right her for all to see!!

Apocalypse? Second coming?  If any of you Biblical scholars or philosophers could shed some light on this subject it would be greatly appreciated...

I sit counting my blessings, Oh Lord, awaiting the rapture.




SexyRed -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:32:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

I am not joking!!!....It looks like the op has spelled the word "ass" in his hair...The strands that "dreamily" hang down over his face.....I clearly see the word "ass" spelled out there...Anyone else?


OMG, you are too much. Please post on every thread, I just spit diet peach iced tea out on my monitor. (P.S. you were not as funny on my thread..I am crushed, I tell you, crushed.)




DiurnalVampire -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:35:47 PM)

Well, I find it difficult to think it could potentialy be related to your calling them out for having fake picture.  Why, do you ask? THEY DIDNT OPEN IT. They dont know what you said. So, thats not it.

More likely, they looked at your profile and decided you werent what they were interested in, so they didnt bother seeing what you had to say. Or they went on a mailbox purge and you were part of it.

Just a guess
DV




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:35:50 PM)

Can you see it?...Or was it a message that was sent only for me to interpret?  What does it mean?  Oh God, your humble servant awaits your next message....I shall do your bidding.




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:39:00 PM)

What in the fuck is wrong with you people?  (Domiguy stares blankly at screen...Completely dumbfounded) I'm the only one who can see it....Am I a God?  Let me mull this over for a bit.....Yes, that must be it...I am some sort of God or at the least a prophet. 

I still await your next sign.

Your humble servant,

Domiguy




Sinergy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:44:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What in the fuck is wrong with you people?  (Domiguy stares blankly at screen...Completely dumbfounded) I'm the only one who can see it....Am I a God?  Let me mull this over for a bit.....Yes, that must be it...I am some sort of God or at the least a prophet. 

I still await your next sign.

Your humble servant,

Domiguy


You need to pick a side, Domiguy.

Domigod or Domiservant?

This Domiwaffling is upsetting the sheeple.

Sinergy





SexyRed -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:44:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Can you see it?...Or was it a message that was sent only for me to interpret?  What does it mean?  Oh God, your humble servant awaits your next message....I shall do your bidding.


Yes, I see it. It is quite obvious. You know it is there for a reason. It is subliminal. I wish all men would have their interests written in their hair. It would save SO much time conversing with them.




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 5:59:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

What in the fuck is wrong with you people?  (Domiguy stares blankly at screen...Completely dumbfounded) I'm the only one who can see it....Am I a God?  Let me mull this over for a bit.....Yes, that must be it...I am some sort of God or at the least a prophet. 

I still await your next sign.

Your humble servant,

Domiguy


You need to pick a side, Domiguy.

Domigod or Domiservant?

This Domiwaffling is upsetting the sheeple.

Sinergy




This quite frankly is starting to piss the DomiGod off!!!  

In the future when I tell my sub to kneel I don't think she will be looking forward to solely giving me head but to hear some words of divine inspiration.....Fuck!!! I don't know if I'm that deep!!!.....This is a perplexing matter to say the least.



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domiguy

Can you see it?...Or was it a message that was sent only for me to interpret?  What does it mean?  Oh God, your humble servant awaits your next message....I shall do your bidding.


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SexyRed

Yes, I see it. It is quite obvious. You know it is there for a reason. It is subliminal. I wish all men would have their interests written in their hair. It would save SO much time conversing with them.


No. This is not possible...The message was sent for me to discover....It might have had more power if the word would have been "repent"  But maybe the guy only has so much hair....Perhaps the Lord was under some sort of time constraints...The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Where you see "ass".... I see all power heading in my direction...I am a God!!....I am a God!!!...I am a God!!!!

I knew this day would come.




Sinergy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:06:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

In the future when I tell my sub to kneel I don't think she will be looking forward to soley giving me head but to hear some words of divine inspiration.....Fuck!!! I don't know if I'm that deep!!!.....This is a perplexing matter to say the least.



Kinda lame that the Domidong has one eye and no mouth to spew forth divine inspiration.

I am sure with enough subs at your feet you will eventually find the other side of this perplexing matter.

Sinergy




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:14:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

In the future when I tell my sub to kneel I don't think she will be looking forward to solely giving me head but to hear some words of divine inspiration.....Fuck!!! I don't know if I'm that deep!!!.....This is a perplexing matter to say the least.



Kinda lame that the Domidong has one eye and no mouth to spew forth divine inspiration.

I am sure with enough subs at your feet you will eventually find the other side of this perplexing matter.

Sinergy



But did your eyes actually see the message?.....Or you just yanking my Lordly chain?....It's not surprising that you are a "Doubting Sinergy"....I would be remiss to expect my rise to the pinnacle will not have it's share of detractors.

The guy clearly has "ass" written in his hair....Which can mean but one thing....I am soon to be bestowed with tremendous powers.

You will be dealt with accordingly.




witchywoman313 -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:15:20 PM)

I was going to blast the OP for having a fake pic himself, but I actualy clicked on his profile. No one spends that much time on a fake profile. Still something doesnt seem quite "right" there.  Probably the girl just didnt want to read an email from a stranger right then, not sure about CM but some sites edit or block emails with too much personal info in them, or anything that has keywords that relate to illegal things.

Ehh. . . anyway good luck.




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:18:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: witchywoman313

I was going to blast the OP for having a fake pic himself, but I actualy clicked on his profile. No one spends that much time on a fake profile. Still something doesnt seem quite "right" there.  Probably the girl just didnt want to read an email from a stranger right then, not sure about CM but some sites edit or block emails with too much personal info in them, or anything that has keywords that relate to illegal things.

Ehh. . . anyway good luck.


This is your response?  Bow down!!




texancutie -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:20:19 PM)

Omgosh.....lol.  Thanks for the laugh Domiguy!

I had to check the strands too, and I have seen that pic pop on on the Texas search page for some time now.  Never really looked that closely prior to your comment. 





kittinSol -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:22:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

In the future when I tell my sub to kneel I don't think she will be looking forward to solely giving me head but to hear some words of divine inspiration.....Fuck!!! I don't know if I'm that deep!!!.....This is a perplexing matter to say the least.



Yes, but I saw the virgin Mary in a doughnut hole yesterday. Doesn't mean jackshit.




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:34:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

In the future when I tell my sub to kneel I don't think she will be looking forward to solely giving me head but to hear some words of divine inspiration.....Fuck!!! I don't know if I'm that deep!!!.....This is a perplexing matter to say the least.



Yes, but I saw the virgin Mary in a doughnut hole yesterday. Doesn't mean jackshit.



You are so shallow...I weep for you my child.




kittinSol -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 6:50:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

You are so shallow...I weep for you my child.



Shallow or deep, it's all relative. To a flea, it's a bottomless pit of gravitas.




domiguy -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 7:24:40 PM)

It is one thing to be eternally snide and callous to the wonders and mysteries of the universe....It is quite another to stare clearly into the eyes of a miracle and still deny it's impact or validity....The fact that there is a message is undeniable...The fact that I was looking for some sort of acknowledgment from God is not to be bandied about either....Now you have to make the leap...I was looking for a message and it was provided....Clearly it was made in a personal cursive handwriting style that could only have been written by Jesus himself.

The implications are vaste....I believe it to mean that I am about to go on a journey that few have taken....I am to become a God....Omnipotent and all seeing....Though I might still perv your profile from time to time, I would think that in time my interests will change to something of more quality and depth....Perhaps a woman from the Islands?  Or a Native American?




Owner59 -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 7:31:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pecs29


But is this a automatic thing that is triggered by something I said by collarme?



PB



Hmm,are we feeling paranoid about something?

Out with it,what did you say?!he-he

And not for nut`n,your pix looks awfully "model-like".

Hmmmmm.




unsung -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 9:03:32 PM)

From my perspective, although you have a pretty picture and all, I find your profile quite self absorbed and blown into a world that only fantasies make.  I got bored after reading 3 paragraphs.  Sorry but I too would have deleted your emails without reading, ego inflation is not a turn on for me.

Nice picture though.

Good luck.




TheHeretic -> RE: When I send a email to someone and it says deleted unread what does that mean? (7/23/2007 9:09:18 PM)

        Now that I'm looking for it, you're dead right, DG.  Have you considered a side business selling tortilla chips that resemble Jesus/Mary/Elvis?  You certainly have the eye.




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