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Rumtiger -> Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 1:57:09 PM)

You know, for a while I always wondered about blogs, why people wrote them, what they got out of it, I even thought of trying it a little, and quickly got turned off due to all the fucking....well...work...for what I felt was nothing. I mean noone was going to read this thing, what was the point of having a blog or journal or what the fuck ever? I just never understood why people kept such things.

Then I realized soemthing...it was because of attention, I needed people to read what I wrote, eccspecially what I felt was good like me being propositioned by 5 hookers in a night or the epic of me as a kid at summer camp and how I got the nickname of "nature boy" or how I learned to properly use the word "cunt" at 8 years old in response to a camp counsler who dident mind her own business. Or about possibly the most disturbing, racist and drunken convo I had with my friend CJ, definitly a garunteed offense if your black, hispanic, german, japanese or canine...or equine...and thats just my side of of the convo.

Such things I felt where being wasted when just being read by my eyes only, and I dident really know if there was really any good reason why I would put such things up on here...but then I realized...I dont really need one do I? So theres the skinny, i'm taking you guys hostage with my writing, you'll prolly get offended, you might get shocked, you might want to pour a bottle of wild turkey down your throat and if I'm really good, you might actually get a laugh out of it.

What? gotta get my ego stroked somehow.





KMsAngel -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 5:05:13 PM)

:: stroke stroke ::




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:17:48 PM)

And this is just the intro, I'm putting a story up whenever I have one written out.




domiguy -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:20:33 PM)

The Wild Turkey can't hurt....I have become a God in your absence.




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:22:45 PM)

Yeah, with Loki, Treswank and me all busy you've risen up unopposed, your the fuckin starscream of the charming bastards.

if ya'll dont get the reference, your too young or too old.




KMsAngel -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:33:07 PM)

too old. i think. how about i throw u a few key words and u write a story around them? game for it?




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:40:50 PM)

not unless you want stories that mention your words while the rest of the body involves shit like horse gangbangs and fat women.




KMsAngel -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:44:13 PM)

lol, sounds like an intriguing story, how long do we have to wait for it. Blogs aren't all aboaut you, you know, its about us the reader




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:47:44 PM)

Peh well I do have to write these things from memory after all. And seeing as a good majority of them happen while i've got Captian Morgan's boot up my ass you can understand the pace.

Except for the stories about lil Tiger...those I happen to rememebr quite vividly, like the dead dog in the canyon or the nature boy epic.




KMsAngel -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 6:51:10 PM)

well, after u've settled in and jogged the memory do we get the nature boy epic? it's a slow day for me, i can wait... [:)]




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 7:44:37 PM)

by the way, just out of curiosity, how many people out there thought the "A" in the title stands for ass?




Mikal -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 9:25:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

by the way, just out of curiosity, how many people out there thought the "A" in the title stands for ass?

I thought it stood for A- (A minus)... meaning that you weren't a cream-of-the-crop whore. [;)] But not a complete and utter skank either. [:'(]




Aileen68 -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 10:08:02 PM)

Are you writing drunk Rum?  Take it from me...don't.  You'll groan in the morning when you check back and see all of the stupid stuff you wrote online the night before. 




Rumtiger -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/23/2007 10:09:40 PM)

Writing drunk? nah....experiencing stuff drunk..hell yah.
....and was that a poke at my grammar skills?




favesclava -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/24/2007 12:00:59 AM)

cant wait for the first one. i like the way you write. reminds me of Brooklyn. never been drunk ,  but i have witnessed many things that  people groan about the next day. this oughta be interesting.





KMsAngel -> RE: Tiger the A-Whore (7/24/2007 11:59:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

by the way, just out of curiosity, how many people out there thought the "A" in the title stands for ass?


alphabet-whore, honestly!




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