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HypnoticDan -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 8:42:45 AM)

Since they're an online family, maybe she thinks he's developed altheimerz and has gotten lost on the web. Now she's searching for him between forum threads - not unlike reaching in between couch cushions for your cell phone, keys, and loose change.

I should change my sig to read: "If found, please return to CollarMe.com c/o Vspin.net, 69.36.229.169, The Internet."




chellekitty -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 10:20:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Are your three sisters the mute slaves that were rescued from the evil master in this thread by any chance?

~stef



omg do you have to traumatize a person like that....there should be a warning on that link...took me back to the days...of drama and stupidity and lies....

to the OP...seems like you've given up after 4 days of him being missing...guess it wasn't that deep...i remember a similar situation...my exMaster (before i met him in person where he collared me a few months after the initial meeting) dissapeared for 3 weeks...i learned after living with him for 6 months, that he had had another heart attack and due to not being able to work wasn't able to pay the internet bill or log on at work, his phone was also off for a week and a half...i waited for him...but obviously it was worth it...we are exes now because i grew more than he did and i needed someone that would atleast be willing to grow with me...oh well...it filled a need at the time...i don't regret it...
ok enough nostalgia
chelle




LaTigresse -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 11:17:23 AM)

Between the topic of this thread and my current state of head cold stupidity.........I am damned near speechless.

Where do these people COME FROM?!?!?!?




sleazybutterfly -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 11:22:38 AM)

Atleast her profile was correct about not having any baggage.  She only has a million virtual slave sisters and a missing master. 
 
Nope not a bit of baggage.[&:]




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 4:40:46 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Between the topic of this thread and my current state of head cold stupidity.........I am damned near speechless.

Where do these people COME FROM?!?!?!?




North Carolina, apparently.




Stephann -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 6:20:46 PM)

Is anyone else reminded of that guy Polyamorous?




MsLisa1965 -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 6:38:36 PM)

Yes it does remind me of what I have heard about Polyamourus. Maybe they are the same person? Online you really don't know who you are talking to.




fadedlace -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/25/2007 6:53:24 PM)

Something's been nagging at me for days...why is it these wonderful online-only Masters are always "affluent" like this missing one, or some such thing - why aren't some of them cart pushers at WalMart...?

Ok that's off my chest...phew




chellekitty -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 3:36:37 AM)

yes...Stef posted that link on the first page and i was just as scared when i clicked on that as when i clicked on yours...should be a warning on a link like that (something to the effect of, dissengage reality and logic before reading)

chelle
who is now singing "Where is Master" to the tune of "Where is Thumbkin"....
where is Master, where is Master
here I am, here I am
how are you today, Sir?
very well, I thank you...
run away
run away




jeffman1234 -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 5:06:33 AM)

As they say  "Plenty of other fish in the sea."  Heck I'll have ya.




MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 5:39:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fadedlace

Something's been nagging at me for days...why is it these wonderful online-only Masters are always "affluent" like this missing one, or some such thing - why aren't some of them cart pushers at WalMart...?



They are.   But if you're going to make up a cyber fantasy world and have multiple cyber slaves, you have to have enough bandwidth to house them all.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 6:19:20 AM)

it's day 3 and the search continues for the missing online "master" ...the cyber fbi and cia are thoroughly stumped - toughest case ever.




mnottertail -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 6:25:26 AM)

we will need to either loosen or totally remove some tongues here.

J. Edgar Hoover




LaTigresse -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 6:36:33 AM)

I vote for remove.............I just sharpened my cyber knives.




sadobitchmaster -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 7:08:30 AM)

This is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! follow velvetpetal's handling and you will find him as well burries in CYBERSPACE I guess...........




AZDarkKnight -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 7:25:10 AM)

I really like these threads, its always good to compare My claws to other fellow smart asses! [:D]




dawntreader -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 9:47:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Are your three sisters the mute slaves that were rescued from the evil master in this thread by any chance?

~stef


my thoughts exactly!! After viewing her profile and reading all her prior posts, my opinion is there are more than a few loose screws rolling around in the attic[:D]




OBXDIRTYRYDER -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 2:39:46 PM)

MANY thanx to the few that have the vision and knowledge that  online families do exist and work until joined together !!!!!! My MASTER had a stroke and is in a private hospital.....he has memory loss and the left side of body needs physical theropy....MY DEVOTION will keep me with him !!!! TROPIC




LaTigresse -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 2:46:12 PM)

Private hospital and memory loss...........yeahhhhhhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

I vote for "it's a rerun of the Poly-dude!!"




OBXDIRTYRYDER -> RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? (7/26/2007 2:46:33 PM)

YES...it very intresting and he asked me to marry him ...im 44 not 24 and love sick...ur not bitchy its ur opinion and i ty for it..TROPIC




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