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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 10:43:17 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Now the secret is out I see an increase of cyber marriages.......... Which IM provider will host the most ceromonies do you think?

Instead of the Vegas drive thru chapel we now have "The Official Yahoo Wedding Chapel Chatroom!"


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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 10:49:01 AM   
GhitaAmati


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Status: offline 		no silly...you sign it then mail it to the pther person, they sign it and mail it to the courthouse....although they do make those digital signature pads you use at the drivers license place

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 11:10:01 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I wonder where they register? The cyber wedding gifts might be a challenge.

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Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 11:10:47 AM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

you know it is possible to get married by proxy these days...Ive seen people who are in prision get married that way.....can be in two differnt places, technically all you gotta do is sign a paper.......


You know, prison is getting more and more attractive. I can commit a crime and legally be a slave via the 13th ammendment AND I can get married. It's like one stop shopping! Couple that with body cavity searches, loaded weapons, bars & cages, leather boots, uniforms and batons. I mean, damn.. just damn. Where's the nearest Wells Fargo?



Celeste

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 12:10:52 PM   
fadedlace


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Status: offline 		I've been waiting for the OP to show us all her virtual wedding certificate ...there have been sites for years where you can do the fake ceremony online and get a fake wedding certificate to brag to your friends with...lol...like this one...
http://www.bored.com/funweddings/index.php

There are also virtual flowers...
http://www.bored.com/goodflowers/index.htm


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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 12:16:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

quote:

ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

you know it is possible to get married by proxy these days...Ive seen people who are in prision get married that way.....can be in two differnt places, technically all you gotta do is sign a paper.......


You know, prison is getting more and more attractive. I can commit a crime and legally be a slave via the 13th ammendment AND I can get married. It's like one stop shopping! Couple that with body cavity searches, loaded weapons, bars & cages, leather boots, uniforms and batons. I mean, damn.. just damn. Where's the nearest Wells Fargo?



Celeste



LMAO! cummon hunny..you can be mah beetch

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 12:18:19 PM   
BitaTruble


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LMAO! cummon hunny..you can be mah beetch


Wow.. second best offer I've had all day and it's only 2:00!



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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 12:50:39 PM   
MHOO314


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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 12:59:53 PM   
sweetbear61


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ORIGINAL: Lashra

Online family? Well check the online hospitals, maybe he is in one of them.

~Lashra


roflmao..... or maybe check the online police.............

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 3:19:00 PM   
MagiksSlave


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ORIGINAL: chellekitty

yes...Stef posted that link on the first page and i was just as scared when i clicked on that as when i clicked on yours...should be a warning on a link like that (something to the effect of, dissengage reality and logic before reading)

chelle
who is now singing "Where is Master" to the tune of "Where is Thumbkin"....
where is Master, where is Master
here I am, here I am
how are you today, Sir?
very well, I thank you...
run away
run away



Do you know chelle thanks to this post for the last week or so whenever I see this thread pop up again that goes through my head and i nearly fall down giggling!!!

ms

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 5:22:12 PM   
Babybass


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Status: offline 		OK - someone PLEASE shoot/torture me now!!! I definately need something!
I just actually read most of this thread! It started as mild interest/concern over 'Where Master may be' - after all - a lot of people meet online! then i actually had to follow the thread! OMG - you couldn't make this stuff up (well - you actually could - cos here's the proof!)! Actually - some of you people are fairly funny!! Maybe the OP is actually genuine and in genuine distress - but you think a lightbulb would have gone off at some stage!
I don't actually care where Master may be - i know where my Master is and thats enough for me!!
But seriously - what am i doing reading all this!! And - I know - i have used actually about 1 million times - but i'm a bit drunk!! Sorry!!!


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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 6:05:49 PM   
slaveish


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ORIGINAL: velvetpetal
What was so wrong about me, that a man had to PRETEND to be dead, to get rid of me. Those things hurt with very real pain, despite the relationship being "online" and thus deemed "unreal" by so many that judge around here.


Omg, I just have to tell ~this~ story, since this thread is like Frakenstein's way funky monster already.

I had a good friend in RT. He was a ladykiller, and although I was somewhat interested in him I didn't really follow through on anything. He was an ~excellent~ pianist, a marine biologist, had a ton of stuff going for him. He was handsome, fun, funny, smart.

ANYWAY

Several years ago he called and said he had non-Hodgkins lymphoma and the doctors had given him, at the outside (barring a miracle) a year. I was devastated. I'd known this guy for a long time. I'd call him every so often just to hear his voice and to find out how he was doing. He moved to another state, changed his cell number, and called me now and then.

Well ... two years later, he was still alive. Three years, four years. But each time I talked to him, he cried about dying and complained about treatments, and said he really thought he was about to die. No. For ~real~ this time. Really. No, really. Really. Truly.

Finally, someone called to say he'd died. I was surprised because I really thought he'd been faking it ... well ... after awhile, I mean. His stories about his treatment and what the doctors were saying just didn't make sense. And he'd been alive way too long. (Take that statement as you will.) I felt very bad for doubting him and I felt awful about his death.

A couple months later I got a call from his cell phone. It was shocking to see the number. I answered the phone, thinking it might be his son or a friend, but it was ~HIM~ - he thought he was calling some new girlfriend in the area, but he'd been so used to calling me (same area code) I guess he dialed my number instead. And he forgot he was dead.

Imagine his embarrassment.

Loser.



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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 6:12:17 PM   
Babybass


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ORIGINAL: slaveish

Loser.




Yep - that about sums him up alright!

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/3/2007 6:14:29 PM   
MasterNdorei


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Status: offline 		This thread is so bizzare and 7 pages now, so i just have no desire to read every detail, still i do pop in every so often for the latest update.

quote:

ORIGINAL: slaveish
Omg, I just have to tell ~this~ story, since this thread is like Frakenstein's way funky monster already.


Just this made me crack up laughing so hard Master asked what was so funny! Way to go slaveish!!!

Master's dorei

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 7:57:05 PM   
OBXDIRTYRYDER


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Status: offline 		YES.....7 PAGES...that  should tell U roant people that this does exist.....I FEEL SORRY FOR UR  lack of knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 7:59:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		that was inspirational, I gotta tell ya.

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 8:03:09 PM   
OBXDIRTYRYDER


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Status: offline 		tTOO BAD U DONT PASS OUT AND HAVE LOCK JAW,,,,THIS IS COMMON..HELLO???????????????

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 8:10:44 PM   
OBXDIRTYRYDER


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Status: offline 		ITS TOO FUNNY>>>> that peps block u when they no they were not nice and out of line..but my life is void of such ill feelings...i wish u nothin but the BEST MY SISTER IN BONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 8:12:17 PM   
mnottertail


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ORIGINAL: OBXDIRTYRYDER

tTOO BAD U DONT PASS OUT AND HAVE LOCK JAW,,,,THIS IS COMMON..HELLO???????????????


I am unsure what you mean here you use a miniscule t when a majiscule is clearly callled for.  Now, in contemplating your situation, I am thinking, if you could use the punctuation somehow to stick onto, and leave a tracking trail for your master, lets say; a question mark every 50 feet, exclamation points crossed in some fashion to  indicate change of direction-----------

well, I think you are catching on.

OH, the children with no tongue, who protects them?
Shiva


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RE: WHERE IS MASTER ????????????? - 8/10/2007 8:12:48 PM   
dawntreader


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